Admiral Theatre
3940 W Lawrence Ave Chicago, IL 60625

Beyond dead.

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Alfred69
Mar 15, 2026, 6:22 PM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

I've been to the Admiral three times now, and it gets worse each time! The numbers first - The place itself - it's an old movie/vaudeville theater, so lots of room. Table dances, which don't have much contact, are $30. There are booths with curtains that, at least the first time I was there, were fully closed by the girl I was with.

 

The first time was a Saturday night, you can read about that in my first review. Short version, a pretty standard lap dance in the booths. Which, for $200 for 15 minutes, is a pretty bad deal.

 

Second time was a Sunday night. Really dead, the two dancers that were halfway passable were spending their time playing pool with two guys, paid me no mind whatsoever. Left after a half hour.

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