Comments by GoatSign6 (page 4)

Wavy what up hommie. Happy New Year to you sir. Yea man the diversity in there right now is at an all time low and but the venue is top notch. We’ll see what ‘21 brings.

@minnow— No it wouldn’t be too much. That’s why after reading your msg I added it. It slipped my hungover mind so in the words of Max Kellerman : “Oops.” My bad... it’s not that serious. Breathe. @whodey—No problem champ. It was “abnormal” to me because unless I get a Long Island or something I can’t pronounce $11 or more is expected but it was a simple Tito’s mixed with soda which on average runs about $7.

Oh and one other thing I left out fellas. They do have HOOKAH. $25 from what I remember

@whodey and minnow—I don’t know the exact prices of beer but I got 2 mixed drinks and they were $11. Dances are $10 and again VIP I didn’t inquire but from what I read in other reviews it’s $50 for the house still and whatever the girl wants.

“Had a Bud Light.” Saw that I cried laughing 😂 😂😂. MFs on here have the tendency to put unnecessary stuff in their reviews. I remember one dude put “My Uber drooped me off at approximately 7:43 pm” or some sh*t. I’m like wtf ☠️☠️☠️

“Na Na Na Na...Na Na Na Na Na... Hey Hey Hey...: Goodbyyyyyyyyeeeeeee

Not taking anything away from this well written review but trust me when I tell you: Any strip club in VA is a JOKE. I’m a DMV native and I advise one of two things. 1) Head over the Woodrow Wilson Bridge to one of the MD clubs 2)Save the massive amount of cash and book a flight to ATL or FL to have a way better experience while breaking even or paying less than what you would pay at “PG-13” paper moon. You’ve been warned.

Lol your reviews are good but hilarious. I know they say “details,” but the redundancy though? Ex: “After I sat down I was approached by a dark haired Cuban...Told me she was from Cuba.” And I would hope if you paid any price for VIP you be “able to get your nut out” lmao. Last but not least, a mixed drink is $26??

@bubba... Yes sir it’s getting there but still not on the level like Oasis. The Latin girls were in there deep yesterday. The best looking White girls imo are at Tattletales but Oasis is probably the most diverse. 👍

@misterorange... I appreciate your response and I didn’t do much homework on those guys. I just saw a snippet on the news about it and the story transitioned into Trump bashing the Michigan governor so I assumed they were MAGA and I wrote in a post shortly after the one you copied apologizing for misleading. However, to the main point of this title which is dealing with the Electoral College I just don’t see Penn. going in 45’s favor this go round whether it be fraudulent or fair. Same with Michigan but that’s just me. I try to be somewhat fair in giving him credit for keeping a healthy economy that was given to him a float but at the end of the day the longer he is in the White House the more this country will suffer. People can scream “America First,” “jobs,” “economy” blah blah blah but it’s more to it than that. There’s no unity, it’s anarchy and he’s not setting a great example for the next generation of all races and being that I’m a world traveler I can vouch that everyone is laughing at us all. Again, I rock with D-Crats regardless and I think Biden is some shit but at the end of the day I don’t see him clapping back like a child on Twitter all day and running around telling the world telling people “not to worry about Covid.” I mean I still go out as if it ain’t out there but I’m aware of the risk and I’m not gonna sit here and say that shit ain’t dangerous and not worry to some degree. It’s really sad but as I told that IME kid... I’m gonna be good regardless. I just think we could use a better example of a human being in office Rep or Dcrat. 💯

Lmao!!!!! I know how people in “BOZTIN” talk. I’m an East Coast kid just like you I was just picking your brain since you’re frustrated about me condemning Covid-45 but I’ll stop now. Go Red Sox😁

Lol I’m just speaking in your lingo Celtic Pride. What more do you want from me?😂😂😂

Lol why thank you. And I like I’m not just a moron but a TOTAL MORON. That’s TOTALLY TUBULAR👍

And Boston??!!!!!!!! Lmao muthafucka y’all are the racists of the North. FOH😂😂😂😂😂

Lol voter fraud is cool to get 45 out of the White House. He’s broken all the rules. Why can’t we? Think about it IME. Since you are clearly Trumped up and trickled down I dare you to go into your place of work tomorrow and brag about “grabbing a woman by the pussy.” Mocking someone who is disabled. Or go around indirectly supporting white supremacy. See how far you will get my friend. Now granted, I’m assuming you are white American so since the “privilege” is real chances of you getting hit with a warning is quite possible But hypothetically if it were me police would be at my office door ready to escort me out in cuffs. Matter fact it would be on some Tom Cruise “Minority Report” shit. The moment some shit I just described crossed my mind,before I could even say a word I’d be a dead duck. D-Crat or Rep.... 45 needs to go. Shit bring Bush back. At least he was funny.

IME nobody whining over here hommie. I made it past 25 and I’m still alive so either way I’m good. I’m just saying your President is in it for himself and continues to make fools of you and your good ol boy friends and will continue to. It’s more to it than just an economy. He’s a good businessman and good tv. Just not a good president. And this country as a whole will continue to fail.

Whether it’s Electoral College or popular vote that shit 45 and the gang pulled in 2016 isn’t happening this go round. Am I’m saying that in terms of him continuing to talk reckless, infecting the White House with Covid and being a pussy for not accepting a virtual debate. I don’t like the virtual shit either but that’s life now days is it not? He and his #1 support IME can scream that voter fraud shit all they want. If its real that’s cool with me. Sometimes you gotta do wrong to make shit right 👍

And I’m just baffled on how many of y’all support this dude who clearly sets no example for the future of this country and his actions clearly say “vote me out.” He’s the New Yorker that all you country boys grew up hating and yet you still live and breathe for this dude. It’s so amusing. I roll D-crat to the end and I’m man enough to say Biden is some shit and things won’t get better sooner than later but at least the man has just enough sense to work with all who roll with him or oppose him. Keep making America great. And apologies for mislabeling the group of who was plotting to kill but I do know they were out to start a “civil war,” and I do remember reading Trump was talking reckless to the governor on Twitter after being threatened. It’s really sad but hey... Gold bless Murcia lmao 😂😂😂

Lol Trump is not winning Penn hommie. 😂😂😂

45 will not win Penn. this go round and considering an alt right group who plotted to assassinate the Michigan governor he can kiss that vote goodbye too. It will be close but Biden is taking this home and should America be dumb enough to decide otherwise say goodbye to all humanity. D-Crats will cost us some jobs but hey let’s all go broke in harmony as opposed to be divided and continuing to be the laughing stock of the world.

@lameduck...Diamond is decent champ. I’ve only been once but out of the 4 places I’ve visited post Follies (Oasis, Tattletales and Platinum) that has been my favorite during the day. The VIP room in there is small like the ones at Platinum but it’s in the back where you’re not out on front street. Also one thing to keep in mind is that a lot of the Platinum girls who were at Follies work at both Diamond and Platinum. Oasis is a good spot for the chill and watch a game while getting a tease but to the hommie Breh’s point you gotta break those girls down some before they take it to the next level. I got “got” a few weeks ago with one I had my eye on for a hot minute and though it was cool for what it was I wish I had saved that for my ex follies girl. Lesson learned but can’t complain.

@Papi... Yes sir any time.

@Papi... Yea man very good point. I was trippin. I wrote this back in July when the word first got out and I was just so hyped because I hadn’t been out and about for so long I wasn’t in the right mind but after being there about 3 times after I’d give the overall rating a 7. The girls are official but I’m not the biggest fan of the crowd during peak hours and obviously the space.

@shez313....Yes sir no problem. Best time to get there would probably be between 1:30 or 2 pm when most of them arrive. They open at 12:30. Any time after 3 or so it’s a mad house. I remember you mentioned you use to hit Follies on Sundays but unfortunately Platinum is closed on the sabbath. I wrote this review shortly before word got out though and wasn’t aware of some rules that have been enforced from what I understand though. Apparently lap dances are sometimes a no go if mgmt is walking around and masks are required now before getting in. I haven’t had any problems with getting lap dances in the open but some of the other reviews have proven otherwise. It’s a lot smaller at Platinum and there are only 2 VIP booths being used at this time with VERY LIMITED privacy and you’ll have a least one person peaking in to see if it’s been used or a mgr/bouncer looking to collect their cut for the room. Parking is a challenge sometimes too but for what it is the valets do a decent job keeping it under control. ($5 or $10 charge) As for the women the Cubanas and other Latinas are deep in there along with some black beauties as well that Follies day shift lacked at times. Not too many or if at all any white girls which is a disappointment but it’s still enough talent to make up for it. 2 bars... one in the middle as you walk in and the other to your right where the VIP and hookah spots are. To the left is the main stage with VERY LIMITED seating. All in all a good time but if it’s your first time checking it out I would try a Tuesday or Wednesday around 2:30 or 3 to at least get a good seat but it does get packed depending on the type of day. A lot of young dudes flashing/tossing cash and the DJ causing confusion with the transitioning of songs lol.

@shez313... No doubt I feel you man. Out of the 4 I’ve hit since the shut down Diamond is my fav and I’ve only been once and it was on a Wednesday and it was dead but I was able to link up with my go to. I was able to get on one of the white couches to the left, hit VIP and the rest was history. I love the layout of it but the bar was so small and the bartender that day wasn’t on her A game but definitely a good time. Platinum is decent when it’s quiet, Oasis could be number 1 but half the girls are freaks and the other half are stuck up and Tattletales is decent as all the girls are sexy af but that VIP cost is a car payment and the girls are very choosy on who they talk to. It’s damned if you do or don’t in all these places but Follies... there was never a shadow of a doubt. If you didn’t have a good time in there that means you did something wrong.