111 Rules for Strip Clubbing
(Expanded from 80 to triple-ones, with some good new content)
On strippers and clubbing in general…
1. They'll say anything to separate you from your money, but it still might be worth it.
2. She might like you as a person, but she doesn’t love you. This is her way of paying the bills. You. Are. A. Customer.
3. Be a normal human fucking being to her.…
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