Comments by DudeManBroGuy (page 2)

Paisley is such a hottie

It’s good to see Rucca still dancing. I remember when she used to work day shifts and wear a butt plug. She was pretty low mileage, but it was fun to play with her tits.

It’s a scam some dancers try to pull by starting their dance mid song right when you get to the vip. I fell for it once when I first started going to strip clubs. Never again. I know for a fact that Martina doesn’t work Saturday’s, and I haven’t seen Anya in a Saturday for a long time. They’re both frequently there on Sundays.

I haven’t had the chance to experience Anya. I would like to, but damn her regulars take up all of her time. The last time I saw her she would dance on stage, then go sit with her regular and chill. Then go back on stage and then back to her regular to sit. It must have been four rotations, or over an hour of this. By the time I left I think he finally took her to a booth.

Night time girls are often younger and give lower mileage. In my experience they’re all about the hustle. Make as much money as possible while doing as little as they can. Daytime girls are older but are more experienced and offer more. They’re all about establishing regulars who will see them often. Corporate chain Deja Vu at night is the worst combination. Pandoras daytime is the best combination. They know why you’re there. Don’t ask them about “mileage” they’re not a car. Ask them what they offer, they’ll tell you straight up.

Oddly enough, even thought the high traffic area is a deterrent, or lack of parking, or crack heads druggies and homeless loiterers, this bathroom faucet has sparked my curiosity.

Thanks for the info! I recognize indica on that “list” for extras. But that’s such a common stripper name, it’s probably a different girl. It sounds like Paisley is changing her tactics? Before with her, she only did extras in the rooms and they started at $300. Too rich for my blood. Jade is hot, hopefully she does extras soon.

Transdudes made it into Playboy, and a transdude was on the cover of the sports illustrated swimsuit edition. I get grossed out when a female stripper has some stubble on her legs when she forgets to shave. And it’s weird that I have to specify “female” stripper now. I hope trans strippers don’t become the norm here. But I guess everyone has their own strange kink. And I agree with other customers sitting too close. At a different club some dude sat at the table right beside me. Whole club was empty, and this guy sits within arms reach of me, covid era. I’m thinking, it’s dark, I’m dark, his eyes are adjusting from outside, but nah, some guys are just douchbags.

I always go with the veteran route these days. $40 to test out a newer dancer only to be disappointed isn’t worth it. Hopefully these new timid rookies will open up their menu in the near future. Pandoras seems to really be pushing their pajama party . To me it sounds like the girls will be wearing…. more clothes than usual? Rebrand it as a lingerie, or bottomless party. I don’t want to see a stripper in a onesie.

There’s a list on another stripper site that I use as my master list. Takes away a lot of guess work. Lola is great at showing her schedule on Instagram, if she’s booked certain times, and even if she’s deciding not to work that day. Other strippers should follow her example. I’m at least thankful Pandora’s has an Instagram that shows who is working. Much better than before when I would call to see if a girl was working, they’d say yes, and I’d make the drive from Skagit County only to find the girl wasn’t working.

I haven’t had the chance to see her in person yet. She seems to move around a lot, both as a barista and a stripper. She moved from Daisys to Xo(hillbilly hotties), and I think she went to deja Vu to kittens/sugars and now to Pandora’s. A few red flags, she’s indecisive or a pain at work. But if I see her at the club and my regular and back up regular are busy, I’ll inquire.

Yeah it’s a double edged sword. Info like is great for me, I know not to waste money on air dances trying out Kenzie and Jade, but a lot of numbskulls would use this info poorly. So if you’re a numbskull, don’t go to the dancer you’ve just met and be like, “hey I read online that you do this and that.”

I see them (Jade and Kenzie) constantly busy, as well as Paisley. No way I’m paying $300+ for a paisley HJ or $40 for clean dances from the other two. But they have a lot of customers. Why are people getting dances from them? Are there just more Amazon and Microsoft execs floating around with much more disposable income?

Technically, I think the 4-foot rule is still a law in Seattle. Meaning you’re not allowed to be within 4 feet of the dancer on stage. I definitely wouldn’t touch the dancer on stage, no matter how brief the graze of the ass was, unless she initiated contact. Cant be too careful with woke and cancel culture these days.

It’s cool more clubs are popping up but damn I wish they would put some up north in Snohomish county. The old Honeys is just an overflow space for a used car lot. Such a waste of a great location.

It’s crazy that some girls expect a tip on top of their expensive dances.

I remember Sparkles from two years ago. Hope that’s as useful as this review!

Daytime and early evening the DJ is a laptop, not sure if they even rehired their human DJ for the night shifts post COVID. A lot of dancers seem to have upped low mileage dances to $40, hoping it’s become the new standard. Stay strong guys, hold the line!

Great review! I’ll avoid this club and their scammers like the plague.

I heard Nova retired