Comments by CSFurious

Techman, you are as big of a clown as the scrub. LOL!

It sounds like a giant ripoff. LOL!

I don't need a dance from Granny. LOL!

This is hilarious. I love the "if you squint" she looks good. LOL!

Yes, your update makes me want to go to this place. LOL!

Think about this way. Let's say you met her online and invited her over for a takeout dinner and movie. First, she would know where you live. Maybe not good. Second, delivered take-out would cost at least $50.00 with inflation. If you serve her some wine or drinks that might be another $10.00 to 20.00. You are out of pocket then at least $70.00 with no assurance of banging her on the "first date". I have no problems with your decision. LOL!

OP, every single review that I have ever read about this location on this website indicates that most of the dancers are older. Do you know how to read?

It sounds like you got ripped off.

I am a white guy and I like some big knockers. LOL!

Since you know where that tongue was on you, I am not sure why you would that tongue anywhere near your mouth. LOL!

This was a great review.

This is not a good strip club.

This might one of the most reviewed places on this website so the downvoters are not thinking very hard.

Sounds pricey, you could have saved the money and bought yourself a handgun. LOL!

This is where you type "FAKE REVIEW". For that type of cash, you would be better off getting a 'sugar baby". LOL!

I would never go this place again. It was still good before COVID on the weekends. Playhouse is too much better and it is only about 20 minutes away on Route 130 North.

Inflation is affecting the price of a handjob. LOL!

I like that you gave the dancer a good tip and did not quibble with her over prices. With inflation, the dancers need to be treated fairly for good service.

There were plenty of club details in this review.

For what you spent, you should have just hired some above-average hookers.

The Jughandle Inn is a great spot to go to before you to the E-Cafe.

$650.00 to get laid is way too much. I know a guy who gives to Miami often and bangs hookers that he finds on Miami Eros or Seeking Arrangement for less than $350.00.

I am not quite what you expected. It's not a whorehouse. It's the Playhouse.

Cinnamon actually helps explain why America is currently in decline.

Classic, good sense of humor.