Deans Gold
2355 NE 163rd St North Miami Beach, FL 33160

Nice Club where $$$ seems to go a long way.

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Jerseybat
Jan 30, 2020, 8:16 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

In Miami for the Super Bowl and was looking for a nice place to blow off some steam. The cover for the weekend is $30 + 5 to park. When you get in a Bouncer escorts you to a spot and then you tip him a little bit- before you sit down you are at $40. Drinks are normal strip club prices, they offer a VIP section for $12 a drink. The place is super nice and clean on the inside and has a very upscale vibe. Lots and lots of Russian and European girls. As soon as I sat down the bouncer went and tapped a girl and had her come over to me. Beautiful blonde Russian named Anya. We talked for a bit and then went to the lap dance area. Lap dance area is basically two large couches, very open so everyone is getting dances around you. We did 2 songs, I gave her $50 and she started on the hard sell for the VIP private rooms. Basically guaranteed FS for 5H + 150 to the house. I didn’t have that much cash and did not want to put it on my credit card. I declined and told her maybe I would come back, she smiled gave me a kiss on the cheek and walked away. Similar pattern with the 2 other girls I got dances from, soft sell for lap dances and then hard aggressive FS pitch for VIP rooms. One girl, Columbian blonde(forget her name) with a huge fake rack was super aggressive in the lap dance area. I tried to get up after the first song and she pushed me down and kept talking to me trying to sell me VIP, I declined and then tried to charge me 4 songs for the songs she was sales pitching. I gave her $30 and she told me I was making a mistake that she was the best in the back. I quickly realized I didn’t have the bullets to make this a truly fun night so just finished my drink and headed out. If I do go back it will be with lots more cash.

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