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21 reviews by WILLYSGOTAWOMAN

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, NJ

Declining

This place used to have a low-key environment with five or six attractive women there at any given time. And the mileage was always decent. Now it’s always very crowded. The quality of the talent has…

2 yrs ago7

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, NJ

One man's trash is another's treasure

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

It used to be that on any given afternoon there was at least one hot girl here. I always came during the day. That’s not the case anymore. Most day shifts are lame. So I…

2 yrs ago1

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, NJ

Fuck

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

Well, I’m sad to say it. But I think Clancy's may have gone downhill. I haven’t been here in a little bit. The last time I was here there were definitely some hot girls. So…

4 yrs ago8

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, NJ

I have not experienced being shorted time

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

I park on Broughton Street and as always there’s plentiful parking. I walk up to the building that looks very much like a regular bar, open the brown door, and walk inside. It’s the middle…

4 yrs ago

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, NJ

Hard to stay away

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

This place look like a hole in the wall neighborhood Irish Pub from the outside. It is connected to a liquor store that is also called Clanceys. As you open the small brown…

6 yrs ago1

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, NJ

A moment free from drudgery

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

All of life seems to be a prison. Except for this small pub called “Clanceys”. Is it an Irish pub? From afar it looks like a neighborhood bar. As you walk close…

6 yrs ago1

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, NJ

Malleable Mammary Meritocracy

★★★★★★★★★★10.0/10

The wife was out of town this weekend. Usually when this happens I hng out with friends. But I was tired so I turned it into a weekend at Clancey's. Friday night I had dinner with…

6 yrs ago3

VIP's Gentlemen's Club

City of Orange, NJ

FS Available

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

I went on a Sunday afternoon over labor day. As you walk in there's a sign that says "two drink minimum". I don't think that's enforced though. I walk around the large…

6 yrs ago

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, NJ

Friday

★★★★★★★★★★10.0/10

I pulled up on Broughton Ave across the street from Clanceys, got out of my csr snd walked towards the small building that looks more like an Irish pub than a go go bar.…

7 yrs ago4

Titillations

Bloomfield, NJ

Annihilation of Ejaculation

★★★★★★★★★★10.0/10

The girls will not give you a handy but there is lots of eye candy. Lots of Russians there’s even a Jew but she’s not there for you to screw. Lap dances are weak. Ejaculation…

7 yrs ago6

Titillations

Bloomfield, NJ

Girls are hot bt they don't put out.

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

If you want to cum in the club this place likely isn't for you. If you want to touch some titties this club is almost certainly not for you. And if you want…

7 yrs ago3

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, NJ

I RECOMMEND

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

This is the closest thing to a 7 up factory I'm aware of. If more than 30 minutes passes without at least one tequila raising your taco you're probably not at Clanceys. Its…

7 yrs ago4

Exit 11 Gentlemen's Club

City of Orange, NJ

Tittie Time?

★★★★★★★2.7/10

Recently my favorite haunt Clancys has had a diminishing talent pool. This phenomenon has led me to be concerned that other clubs are poaching! Vexed to a nightmare I was lured out of my stomping…

7 yrs ago10

VIP's Gentlemen's Club

City of Orange, NJ

ROB ALERT!!!!!!!

★★★★★★1.3/10

the suspect was about 5'6 with reddish hair. medium build b cup breasts approx 35. she said she was from brazil but she looked white. $40 for the vip plus a tip for…

7 yrs ago4

VIP's Gentlemen's Club

City of Orange, NJ

talent flight

★★★★★★★4.0/10

went back to this place to climb the tree i passed on last time. whew! i don't think its been that long since i went here last. i guess the change is…

7 yrs ago3

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, NJ

The Titty Tabby Tirades

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

In review 138 i dubbed adrianna queen of the titty gods and she still reigns. i reviewed her titties extensively in review 138 so i'll just say that it is like her titties are…

7 yrs ago8

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, NJ

Review #138

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

God bless Adriana Queen of the Titty Gods! For her titties are the nicest titties the lord has ever sent to this earth! They are not too big, not too small, not too…

7 yrs ago5

VIP's Gentlemen's Club

City of Orange, NJ

I didn't cum on her face. But I left my trace all over the place.

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

So I’m smoking crack in the back of the shack with jack (that’s a metaphor and jack is my penis) when the anticipated moment arrives. Now let me tell you how this story drives.…

7 yrs ago2

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, NJ

Cosey

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

I had a bad day at work and decided I wasn't going straight home. To Clancey's I went. I walked in feely very stressed and a bit sad. Within five minutes of…

7 yrs ago2

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, NJ

Cheers

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

If you've ever been to Tyrneys in Montclair imagine the bottom floor with Go Go dancers. Its essentially a neighborhood bar with 5 - 8 Latinas in their underwear or a bathing suit.…

7 yrs ago1

VIP's Gentlemen's Club

City of Orange, NJ

NOT THAT GREAT

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

this place has roaches. there is a kitchen but i would not recommend eating here. it Is not in a good neighborhood. not a very friendly place. there used to be an army of…

8 yrs ago6