Clancy's Pub
144 Broughton Ave Bloomfield, NJ 07003

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WILLYSGOTAWOMAN
Sep 15, 2018, 12:01 PM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

I had a bad day at work and decided I wasn't going straight home. To Clancey's I went. I walked in feely very stressed and a bit sad. Within five minutes of being in this place the feelings started to dissipate and I breathed a deep sigh of relief. Not all clubs do that for me. What I like about this spot is the proximity to the girls. This is a go go bar not a Strip Club. At a go go bar the chicas wear underwear or bathing suits and dance around on a stage with multiple girls on stage. At many go go bars the stage is such that the girls are pretty far away. But at this place you can literally touch the girls as they dance. The down side of this is that the place gets crowded. But if you can get a good seat the chica can will put her ass about two inches from your face. If you don't get a good seat you can walk up to the stage and fondle the girls while you tip.

One of my motives for clubbing is reducing cortisol and generating oxycotin and testerone all of which can be achieved through sex. If you go to one of the other local go gos you can achieve this for sure but you have to shell out for a lap dance. If you don't your going to walk away feeling as stressed as you were before. But here you can have a quick drink tip a little and feel a bit better. Now on this particular occasion I did shell out for some dances because I love big tits and there was the Peurto Rican girl who is the definition of a brick shit house. Huge tits. Huge ass. Whatever this ended up costing me I wanted so mileage from this girl. Now due to the impromptu visit I wasn't in proper SC gear so I didn't LDK. But this was not the fault if the dancer. This was my fault for not wearing the right pants. She got me real close though and I finished myself in the bathroom very quickly. As a general matter, this isn't he best place for jerking off in the bathroom. But sometimes you got to do what you got to do. This place is not a good place for extras. But for what it is its pretty good.

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