The Titty Tabby Tirades
In review 138 i dubbed adrianna queen of the titty gods and she still reigns. i reviewed her titties extensively in review 138 so i'll just say that it is like her titties are her superhero powers. as for the rest of her this is a pretty 27 year old girl with a nice body. booty isn't quite superhero level but it is a really nice full booty and i'm wondering if i'm being fair to say that it isn't superhero level. it certainly is an upper tier booty. It looks good all the time. It looks best when she stands up without heels on. Her booty, similar to her titties are like two boxing gloves singing "mommas gonna knock you out!". the controversy around whether adrianna's booty deserves the superhero award reminds me of the nl 2018 cy young award. Jacob Degrom clearly was the best pitcher in the nl in 2018. but his team was terrible. Aaron Nola wasn't as good; but he played for a decent team. adrianna's booty is really good and it plays for the best team at clancey's. for my money it plays for one of the best teams in the world. but if i'm really being honest the booty deserves to be on the team and helps the team win but its probably not a superhero booty. the fact remains that my not getting completely lost in the titties and forgetting the booty altogether does speak highly of the booty. The only reason i say the booty isn't super hero level is that i can fathom it as human form and i've seen booties this beautiful before whereas the titties are the nicest titties i've gotten my hands on and believe me my titty numbers are well into the triple digits. seriously this girl is so hot she must have played the smoke monster on lost. She does not however, make ejaculatory ecstasy ensue. she aint that type of girl i guess. she can be found at clancey's on thursday nights.
pundit prescribed pussy procurement policies prohibit pounding poontang other than my partner's subject to my penitence. tragically, i've totally been tempted to titillate this topic to the titty tabby. shame, sadness and self loathing stare at my soul so i will not submit. Self submitted statutes save sanity.
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