Reviews

11 reviews by grimes

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, NY

They pulled me back in

I previously reviewed Gallagher’s and described it as consistently disappointing. That is still true to some extent. The dancers are older, uglier, and have worse plastic surgery than at other clubs. And most of them…

9 mos ago1

Silk

Passaic, NJ

Dollar parade and lapdances

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

The more clubs I visit in Northern NJ, the more they all seem to blend together. Silk is just another spot where girls dance on stage for a few minutes, dollar parade, and go sit…

1 yr ago3

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, NY

Consistently disappointing

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

I decided to check Gallagher's out again after seeing some positive recent reviews, and while I’m sure those experiences were genuine, I genuinely had a terrible time there. I tried to set myself up for…

1 yr ago1

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, NJ

Three Strikes. I’m out.

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

I’ve tried Johnny A’s about three times in the last year, so combining all of my visits into one review. My visits were all on Saturdays, either early or late afternoon, and I was never…

1 yr ago3

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, NJ

There is fun to be had

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

This review comes after two separate trips. The first visit was Saturday early evening, around 7pm or so. The dancers were mostly sitting with some guys who looked like regulars and chatting, only getting up…

2 yrs ago

Wonderland NYC

New York, NY

Weak

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Wonderland is in a convenient location, maybe a 10 minute walk from Union Square, and I was not charged a cover when I went, but that's pretty much all it has going for it. I…

2 yrs ago

Sugar Daddy's

Long Island City, NY

Wont knock your socks off but decent mileage

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I wonder sometimes if the booty shaking scene is dying in the NYC area. I can’t be the only one who misses the days when Sues Rendezvous and similar clubs were popping. I went to…

3 yrs ago1

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, BC

Muy Excelente!

★★★★★★★★★★10.0/10

I was visiting San Diego recently and made sure to carve out some time to head out to TJ. I got the trolley from downtown to San Ysidro, which cost $2.50 and took no more…

3 yrs ago5

Vic's Place

Irvington, NJ

Not a big fan

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Enough has been said about this place both positive and not so positive, so I wanted to check it out for myself. For those who have not yet been, it's pretty small. It's about the…

3 yrs ago3

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, FL

Pricy fun

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I’ve been to Miami many times, but this was my first time partaking in the strip club experience. Tootsie’s kept coming up as the go to spot, so I decided to check it out. The lapdances…

4 yrs ago5

Show Palace

Long Island City, NY

Sunday night visit with very mixed results

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I was bored on a Sunday evening and decided to give Show Palace a try, mainly because it's a fully nude club. I haven't been out all that much since the pandemic, so I've seen…

4 yrs ago2