They pulled me back in

I previously reviewed Gallagher’s and described it as consistently disappointing. That is still true to some extent. The dancers are older, uglier, and have worse plastic surgery than at other clubs. And most of them put little to no effort into their pole dance, keep their clothes on the whole time, and then expect to tip parade. However, if you’re careful about who you spend your time and money on, you can have a decent time.

My last visit was on a Tuesday night. I walked in around 9pm. There was no cover and I saw about 10 girls working. I recognized one - a latina with huge natural boobs and a bad BBL, who provides a decent private room experience, but I ducked her hoping to catch someone a little more attractive. I ended up sitting next to another latina MILF who had a nice ass but terrible fake boobs. The boobs were a little bit of a turn off, but she was pretty, flirty, and engaged in some over the pants play at the bar which got me worked up, so I agreed to go to one of the upstairs private rooms.

I paid the $100 for 15 minutes and got a phenomenal experience under the pants experience. Honestly the best I’ve had, which is saying a lot since I’m not exactly a rookie in this game. She did a great job roaming her hands on my chest and neck, which heightened the experience. The only drawback is that her boobs were rock hard. It felt like squeezing a helmet. lol. If she had the soft, squishy implants, I would have nothing to complain about. We even lost track of time and I think I got close to half an hour with her. Despite all of that, she didn’t hound me for a tip, so I gave her another $40 and we sat at the bar and chatted for a while before I had to head back home.