Comments by elhuachinango

If she has a nice ass, I’ll work into our conversation the question of whether they’ve had enough to drink. When she says yes I tell her I’ll buy her a drink if she sits on my lap. Usually I’m on a stool, so she ends up right between my legs and good times are had.

Thanks for the advice, everyone. Most of it is really helpful. Links aren't of much help because I've read all that stuff, and I'm only looking for advice from people who have been there. I think I have things pretty much covered though, will report back.

Any reason I shouldn’t just take condoms? Does border patrol even check you on the way in to mexico?

Electron, thanks thanks for the advice and reassurance, I may do TJamigos. Nemesis, bc my anaconda don’t want none. Warrior, any sense on the price difference? Do you think uber might be worth it just for safety and convenience.

Who tf is rationalizing? You’re moralizing some funny ass shit. But keep going, this is all making it funnier. Not-a-hoe loving nice guys being triggered, ha.

No wonder prices are going up in TJ. After that experience I went to my regular club and two of my favorite dancers laughed their fine asses off when I tood them and agreed I was getting ripped off. Y’all all more of a bitch than those girls.

Lol. I’m not complaining about shit, I’m not even showing off, I’m trying to share a laugh and getting the most entertsinment value out of an unexpected situation. If you weren’t such a bitch you might laugh too, but instead you’re out here more about not-hoe’s wallets than your own enjoyment and interests. Naive is paying a girl for less than was agreed. And I’m not talking shit about tye $1600 guy either. All I’m saying is a deal’s a deal no matter who it’s with. A ROB is a girl offering more than she delivers, and a bitch is a bitch but why define since you would know. And I’m not justifying shit either, just is an eye for an eye but why tf would you believe in that? If you steal $1 from me, I’ll take your mf’ing car. Same with a girl, no matter how hot or how good her hustle. I even respect her game, but fuck me if I’m falling for it. I don’t hold the cheeks opem like some pl’s here.

I don’t get how some of you completely ignore the stated $250 for otc. I absolutely agree that under normal circumstances anyone should pay the 9 dances, but when an agreement has been made for payment otc, vip explicitly turned down for $200, and payment given upfront for one dance, the dancer is absolutely scamming the customer and at that point anything goes. I would have felt fine taking her bag full of ones if I could have at that point. If I had just asked for a dance and then not stopped I might think differently. I have always paid for dances had before, but seriously some of you smell of marks throufh the screen. Again, no hate for the girl, but I did not expect so many of you to be the type to put lube on the strapon.

Some of you are some bitch ass pl’s. I bet if a girl offered to pay you to stick a strap on into you, you’d put it on her. You know who you are. I am not paying shit to some not-hoe trying to hook me and not deliver. If I promise you steak and deliver corned beef, you’d be a hungry bitch to pay, simple as that.

I think I severely misread the company in the room.

Again fuck yes I milked the situation. Why the hell would I not? She knew exactly what she was doing too. She saw me young and made me out for a mark. And I don’t hold that against her, I’d play guys in her situation too. But I’m not raising my hand when someone asks who feels for dancers. An exchange of $$ is business; I wouldn’t pay to smell or even lick some food I had agreed to pay to eat.

Sorry for the phone spelling.

I don’t fully disagree, I knew what was going on, but I’d much rather take the label than pay for something I didn’t adk for and feel played. If she had just insisted on getting dances, I probably would have gotten several from her, most likely in the champagne, but lying non-a-hoes get no sympathy from me. Even at the end she kept telling me I could follow her after work if I paid her for the dances. Ha.

Not a club ad, but I am fond of it for being close by. Full nude.