Comments by Chuck_E_Cheese

I am only here for business advice and to promote my Chuck E Cheese brand. I have no interest in the saga you talk about. BTW we have plenty of toilet paper in the Chuck E Cheese bathrooms so you can alleviate your dirty ass problem.

Listen girls, I am not here to get into the Dougster vincemichaels saga, but if you two guys want to come to Chuck E. Cheese to hash it out over a medium pepperoni pizza I'm all for it. I thought the stripper pole would be a good idea. All these teachers want to bang teenagers, all these guys are getting arrested for going to a strip club and leaving their kids in their car in the strip club parking lot, and all these strippers can't find a babysitter to go to work, so stripper pole in Chuck E Cheese is a win-win for everyone.

I am not Douchester/txtittydumbass, I just figured adding a stripper pole would be a good idea, since so many strippers have kids.

you can come work at my restaurant to help pay for the divorce.