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3 years ago
Yeah..............I'm very concerned about your paragraphs dude. All us pervs are highly educated. We demand you structure your sentences properly. Also........we're all very delicate here, don't be so explicit with your descriptions of what these bitches will do to you and for you and for what price. I hate all those vivid descriptions. It makes me blush. Tell me more.......I mean, stop it!
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3 years ago
Good review. Never mind these asswipe "adjudicators". They will find fault in anything you say. They are total losers full of self importance. Pretty much tells you that they got nothing else going on in life. Especially the fact that they are aware of a post immediately when it get online, and they jump on it.
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3 years ago
Some of these loser "adjudicators" take their task too seriously. They must have their ass planted in front of their keyboard ready to pounce. You know who you are. Aren't you the least bit embarrassed by the fact that it's the same bunch all the time? I visualize you all sitting there (unemployed of course) naked at your desk eating cheetos and watching porn all day long. That is until you get a notification that it's time to "adjudicate". There is some mysterious powder like substance on your dick which has a orange tint to it. Why is that? What have you been doing? The biggest loser is the one that says every ad is a "club ad". Everyone should go to his posts and all claim it's a club ad.
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3 years ago
Another worthless club ad.
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3 years ago
The "duo" girls are thieves. Can't believe they still work there. Guess the club is okay with them and their scam. You were wise to avoid them, they are thieves. One girl will distract you while the other will go through your wallet. You can read about others who've had experience with that pair. Any time they want to "show you around" you know it's a scam. If you fall for it, then you deserve it. Be smart. I always ask the dance prices up front and ask if they are one of the scammers I've heard about. Don't think with your little head. I joined this site to get good info, and it's paid off.
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3 years ago
Sounds like Lilly. Sounds like scamming is the name of the game these days.
On another topic.............Who are these dudes who need descriptions of the club? Really???? Get a life!
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3 years ago
Too explicit??????? What are you? a 10yo girl?
Explicit is what we come here for.
Strippers ain't cheap. Good info help us spend our money as intended.
review comment
5 years ago
Don't get all butthurt by Club Goer, he's a straight shooter.
review comment
5 years ago
I learned that lesson long time ago buddy...............live and learn. I always ask dance prices. Gotta watch for the over-counters too, and the ones that start in the middle of a song and count it as a full dance. These turds don't care about treating you right. Just out to get the most from you for a one time hit.
This club used to be a Chinese restaurant before it became Pandora's. That bathroom is exactly the same as it was back then. Same smell and all.
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5 years ago
Oh, and Easyduzit2, thanks for the info. I'll file it away under "naughty girls to avoid".
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5 years ago
Ahhh, the omnipresent "Minnow"...............the guardian of our sanctity. Always around to protect us from those who bestow such rudeness of explicity upon us. After all, we don't come here for that, do we? We want to know the architecture of the building, the purity of the cola we drink, the aroma of the bathroom, and the quality of the plumbing therin. What is the decor on the walls, the ambience of the lighting. What color was her hair and how long was it? Be sure to count how many parking stalls there were, and are the spaces wide enough to open your door? Was the door man pleasant and greet you with a "how do you do"? Was the music hovering around a comfortable 90 db? And be sure to count your lines of text. These are all things us puritans want to know before we step into such vile establishments. Thank you MInnow for camping out at the gates 24/7, we know you have so much on your plate already.
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5 years ago
Good review. This is what we come here for. Disregard those tight ass reviewers.
Thanks for the report.
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5 years ago
Minnow...............you need to go find a job.
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5 years ago
I have seen Frank Jr. there on occasion. That small older dude that you see there often at nights, he's been on the Colacurcio payroll for decades. The layout of the club is very similar to the old Ricks.
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5 years ago
Looks like we got some review "Nazi's"
Review is just fine with me.
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5 years ago
What was the purpose of this post, other than to lecture everyone to spend their money?? I tip when I get good service. Not when they ask or expect a tip. I don't tip girls just because they're there. You didn't even mention any girl or any experience you had with a girl.
Sounds like a BS club ad.
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5 years ago
Who TF are these people that think these posts are "too explicit"?? You need to GTFO and go read your freakin' bible dudes. I keep seeing that shit, and wonder WTF are they doing on this site anyway.
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5 years ago
Where's the Asians?? As an ethnic group, the Asian girls are not very prolific. It's pretty rare to see Asians in a club, but usually one or two. I can think of 3 off the top of my head at Kittens. The only real hot Asian girl I met was at Lake City Vu. Her name escapes me at the moment, but she eventually wound up at Pandora's. She was actually one of the hottest girls ever to work at Pandora's. she wore a plaid skirt, sort of a school girl look. Looked hot on her. Another asian girl I met at Pandora's was Mya. She's been gone a about 3 yrs. now. She gave me the best handy I've ever had. Petite girl with long, long hair. There was a super hot asian (Korean) girl at Kittens this past year, but she thought too much of herself. Limited mileage and way too expensive. Tried her once just to satisfy my curiosity, and that was it. Faith has saggy boobs, a square ass, and does nothing for me. Nice tho. I'm with you........wish there were more Asian girls, but I've essentially given up hope. Not many Asian girls are into the stripping industry.
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5 years ago
How about some names?? Guys come here for information and names.
You said all that.................and basically said nothing.
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5 years ago
Love has been around for years. She's old news. She will fuck you in the club. Pricey. She also advertises herself online. I seen her go ballistic on some dude when he didn't pay what he owed her. I have yet to encounter any girl that asked for $50-$60 per song. That's ridiculous. I ALWAYS ask beforehand what dance prices are, for exactly the reasons you mentioned. You had a good time, and you also learned something. Good for you.
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5 years ago
Congratulations! It is rare to come across someone like Jessie. I've been seeing her for a couple years now. Total sweetie, and definitely not a ROB. Gives great service, always makes you want to come back for more. Much smarter business model than some of these other girls who try to scam you. No doubt you will be back.
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5 years ago
I think since you arrive after midnight, the girls feel the clock ticking away to closing time and are in a rush to make their $. I usually go around 10 ish. Not much of a "parade" yet.
Mr Club Goer, I've seen your comments for a few years now. Your thoughts are always put together very well. My point about strippers being the "worst business people": of course that doesn't apply 100% of the time. Just because a few do not fall in that category does not disqualify my comment. There are always exceptions to the rule. Take Monse for example. Her prices are always $30. Her business model is perfect. She delivers a good product for a good price. Never rips you off. No scams. Has a great reputation, followed by repeat customers. It's not rocket science. Not many of these girls seem to be able to figure that out. But then again, we're talking about girls that strip for money. One could accuse them of taking the "easy" way. I wouldn't be one of them. I have sat in Kittens and Pandora's at times when there were few customers in there. Yet some girls won't take a few seconds to approach you and ask. I appreciate girls that have a good business model and hustle for dances without being annoying.
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5 years ago
Good comments. I've posted on the schedule problems before. The club doesn't care when the girl shows up, they get their house money anyway. Girls show up late because they think that guys don't come in early. Guys come in late, because they know the hotter girls show up later. It's a beast that feeds upon itself. At least at the Vu clubs and Pandora's they require the girl to have a schedule. Typically 3 days a week (at least) and arrive at a certain time. Anything beyond that is up to the girl, if she wants to work 7 days a week 12 hrs a day etc. Kittens is a stupid business model. The owner is a former stripper. Strippers are the worst business people. I've been to clubs where no girl will come and ask for a dance, as if I'm supposed to walk up to them........yeah right. There's girls I would've definitely bought dances from and left the club broke, but many times I've left with a wad of cash. How hard is it to walk up and ask a dude? You mean you'd rather scam a guy instead of trying to get a dance? Some of these girls are stupid as hell, they just stand there with their thumb up their ass. You're not getting paid by the hour bitch.
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5 years ago
C'mon man!!
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6 years ago
Sounds like Dreamgirls at SODO. Ricks doesn't have an "upstairs". In fact I don't think any of the Vu's have an upstairs.