Always clarify dance prices before you start

Went to Pandoras on Saturday night. Found a parking spot in the back, and wandered to the front door. The door guy told me $20, so I handed him a twenty and headed on in. It's a dark inside, but I found my way to a seat, traded my receipt for a glass of water, and waited for the parade of strippers to appear :)

Met a dancer named Madrid. Short, kind of cute, wearing panties and a batman tee shirt, all cut up in the back. We talked for a bit about nothing, she went on stage, and after she got off stage, she came back and asked me if I wanted a dance. We headed into the back, and she gave me some basic $30 dances. After four, she asked if I wanted more, and I said, what are we at now? She said you owe me $160. I said we only did four dances. She said, yes. I charge $40 on Saturdays. I explained that would have been a good thing to tell me before she started dancing. She insisted. I paid her, and then mildly annoyed, I went to the bathroom, and then left.

The bathroom at Pandoras is a site to behold. It smells like shit, it has all of the decorative touches of a nice port-a-potty. The hot water was not hot. At least they have a paper towel dispenser instead of those stupid air dryers they have at all the deja-vu clubs.