SirLapdancealot
Knight of the Round Table Dance
Comments by SirLapdancealot (page 210)
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6 years ago
Nidan111
Somewhere in MO.
^ the point, dumbass, is that you ONLY understand YOURSELF and what makes YOU happy.
LMFAO even when it's in your face and in ALL CAPS you still don't get it.
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6 years ago
Nidan111
Somewhere in MO.
^ meant for IceyDodo, not twentyfive.
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6 years ago
Nidan111
Somewhere in MO.
^ good for you! Have fun with your GFE.
That's the point. It's not about what you *THINK* makes a married man happy or not. You have no clue on that but yet you post as if you know. LMAO from the perspective of a woman that hasn't been married.
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6 years ago
Nidan111
Somewhere in MO.
LMFAO there goes IceyDodo with her inane assumptions and obsessions.
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6 years ago
Nidan111
Somewhere in MO.
LOL @Nidan, well played with this thread. You got IceyDodo to call herself out!
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6 years ago
Nidan111
Somewhere in MO.
LMFAO IceyDodo clearly you are still missing the point. You pay for your stripper whore GFE for YOUR happiness and others pay strippers for THEIRS. The point is NOT to judge others and ASSUME that they aren't having fun like YOU.
LMFAO this concept is clearly LOST on you to the point that you're still trying to make an argument about it as if it justifies YOUR RIL trick bitch methods. LMAO that you're still trying to even argue with me. LMFAO clearly you're obsessed about how others have THEIR fun
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6 years ago
Nidan111
Somewhere in MO.
LMFAO IceyDodo you are still sticking to your tired ASSUMPTIONS so of course I'll cut and paste the same responses. LMFAO you keep doing the same thing... repeating your RIL trick bitch mantra. So we don't agree and we both repeat ourselves. Move on. That's the point.
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6 years ago
Nidan111
Somewhere in MO.
LMFAO IceyDodo clearly you are still missing the point. You pay for your stripper whore GFE for YOUR happiness and others pay strippers for THEIRS. The point is NOT to judge others and ASSUME that they aren't having fun like YOU.
LMFAO this concept is clearly LOST on you to the point that you're still trying to make an argument about it as if it justifies YOUR RIL trick bitch methods. LMAO that you're still trying to even argue with me. LMFAO clearly you're obsessed about how others have THEIR fun.
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6 years ago
Nidan111
Somewhere in MO.
LOL @TFP I did the same thing. Site was locked up for a bit.
Anyway, if there's been any TUSCLer that I relate a lot to the most, it's probably you because of the common stories we've shared. I still don't consider myself an ass and thong fetish freak like you, but I certainly can relate to the enjoyment of having my hard cock in between some stripper's PHAT ass cheeks in a thong.
On Friday my ATF DS had on some Daisy Duke denim "shorts" which get in the way of good boner stimulation because of the thick denim, and LMFAO as a "professional courtesy" she took them off and her bra to give me maximum massage access to her body and thus maximum boner time for me. And OMFG it was just so pleasurable to just look at the top of her ass and her thong "whale tail" as I massaged my own boner in parallel to rubbing her. I swear I was on edge for half an hour where I literally had to stop massaging every now and then because it felt so good. And I was doing everything - slow and sensual rubbing to quick and hard - to stimulate my cock multiple ways. I know from your posts that if you did the same, it would be awesome times for you too. Again, this is what TUSCL *should* be about - sharing and enjoying tales with strippers!
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6 years ago
Nidan111
Somewhere in MO.
@Cristobal After being away from my ATF DS and backup CF for over 6 months, apparently they both view the massage as part of the routine. Both were immediate in "assuming the position" by straddling a chair backwards and hanging their ass cheeks over the edge and both went to teasing and grinding on my hard cock right away. LOL it was clear that both missed my massages as much as I did. They both also told me stories that others have tried and failed because they weren't as good as mine. And hearing "ooooh that feels so good, as good as sex" and "you're giving me goose bumps" (and actually feeling them as they say it) NEVER gets old.
I'm glad it helps your mongering experience. That's what TUSCL *should* be about. Just sharing your good times with strippers!
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6 years ago
Nidan111
Somewhere in MO.
@Cristobal After being away from my ATF DS and backup CF for over 6 months, apparently they both view the massage as part of the routine. Both were immediate in "assuming the position" by straddling a chair backwards and hanging their ass cheeks over the edge and both went to teasing and grinding on my hard cock right away. LOL it was clear that both missed my massages as much as I did. They both also told me stories that others have tried and failed because they weren't as good as mine. And hearing "ooooh that feels so good, as good as sex" and "you're giving me goose bumps" (and actually feeling them as they say it) NEVER gets old.
I'm glad it helps your mongering experience. That's what TUSCL *should* be about. Just sharing your good times with strippers!
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6 years ago
Nidan111
Somewhere in MO.
^ these are clear examples of Nidan's OP.
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6 years ago
Nidan111
Somewhere in MO.
LMAO @IceyDodo, notice how in both of these posts by you that your focus is how OTHERS are not happy and not having fun? LMFAO you're projecting! (Like a dumbass you don't even see it.)
"I don't think strip clubs are fun for most men. Men who depend on finding hookers in them or pay women to cum in their pants have deficiencies that come through in other aspects of their lives."
"We all know there is a difference between going to strip clubs to have fun, and going coz your sex life depends on trolling them for hookers... Of course guys who have to resort to that won't be the happiest."
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6 years ago
Nidan111
Somewhere in MO.
^ No shit @IceyDodo. We ALL have a lot of fun with strippers. The point of this thread is that YOU'RE the type that is putting down how others have THEIR fun. LMFAO your first two posts were about how others are not happy and not fun, but only ACCORDING TO YOU.
ROFLMAO you don't even recognize it!
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6 years ago
Call.Me.Ishmael
Rhode Island
"LMFAO even when the proof is staring her in the face she'll deny or deflect this one.
LOL she just has to try and get the "last word" in on any discussion regardless of how much of a hypocrite it makes her look."
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6 years ago
Call.Me.Ishmael
Rhode Island
^ but you have bonafide examples of being both in your post history.
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6 years ago
Call.Me.Ishmael
Rhode Island
LOL scroll through your entire thread history and you'll find more troll threads. I posted just one example and LMAO as predicted you just nitpick it as if it's not even a troll thread. If you don't recognize it as such, you never will. LMAO kinda like you still don't think you're a troll and an RIL trick bitch.
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6 years ago
Call.Me.Ishmael
Rhode Island
^ LMAO that you don't even recognize your own trolling. That's exactly why you are a dodo and a hypocrite.
If you have to ask, you're a dumbass.
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6 years ago
Nidan111
Somewhere in MO.
@Subra LOL when I read IceyDodo's methods on how she has fun with strippers I completely don't relate. To me she puts in A LOT of work, money, AND drugs just to get a GFE from a stripper whore. More than your average RIL trick. Plus I don't care to have any relationship OTC with any stripper, so I can't relate at all to her ways and methods. I don't have any issue with it either, I just can't relate and it doesn't sound like fun at all. But that's just me.
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6 years ago
Nidan111
Somewhere in MO.
@Cristobal my ATF DS is so much fun! But also a big part of it is simply her body. For example her backup (at a different club) is even more aggressive and slutty with me during our spooning and massage time than my ATF DS. Backup will stick shift me and rub on my balls with my pants on, and she'll even give me mini-LDs as we sit, but honestly I prefer my ATF DS over her because seriously nothing feels as good just sitting with ATF DS because of her body and skin texture.
But yes, both of their familiarity and comfort and trust with me is key to my mongering happiness. When I am with either of them, I don't have to stress whatsoever about whether or not I'm going to get a good dick tease and LDK. I just have to enjoy the moment with them and relax and have a good time. And because if my regularity and massages it's super cheap! I low ball tip them all the time, and they don't care! For example my ATF DS stripper visit Friday cost me $60 for two dances! The hour I sat at the bar massaging her was completely free. I did not buy her a drink, nor did she want any tip! LOL all she wanted was my massage and she didn't mind me pleasuring my hard boner with her ass cheeks. Her backup fave is the same too. Neither ever expects tips and they ALWAYS appreciate and thank me for the massages.
Every now and then I will strike gold like this with a new stripper but it's never a guarantee. I much prefer the consistency and low price for very high mileage with a fave.
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6 years ago
Nidan111
Somewhere in MO.
LOL @gSteph my wife and I still have an active sex life too. And my wife knows I go to the club and supports it so long as it doesn't affect our sex life.
LOL IceyDodo and her FALSE ASSUMPTIONS. Again it's clear she creates them as a strawwoman argument in order to have something to be bitter about. LMFAO at how obsessed she is about it rather than just focusing on her own fun with strippers.
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6 years ago
Nidan111
Somewhere in MO.
@gSteph I always unbutton my shirt with my faves! The feeling of bare boobs pressing onto my bare chest is highly erotic. My ATF DS has huge and firm DDDs and smooth and tight skin and she feels so good when she's rubbing her chest on me. And yeah if I forget to unbutton my shirt, she does it herself. Love it!
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6 years ago
Nidan111
Somewhere in MO.
LOL @Nidan111 you nailed it with this thread. IceyDodo is obsessed about what others are doing with strippers for THEIR fun. Even though you called it out she couldn't help but be the example of exactly who this thread is about. LOL every post by her supports this!
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6 years ago
Call.Me.Ishmael
Rhode Island
She's still trolling, so drip, drip. More drip so she can keep lapping it up!