Reviews

32 reviews by Djongles

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, IL

Good for Chicago, and on $10 tuesdays

Made a return trip to PK. Overall I generally like this place - it’s good, but not great. Chicago clubs are pretty mmeh in general in terms of mileage. Main reason to go is…

8 mos ago2

Satin Dolls

New York, NY

Club under new name now

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Went here recently - based on other reviews it seemed like the only place in Manhattan that offers an “intermediate” dance option that isn’t $20 per dance on the floor or alternatively close to $1k…

9 mos ago

Knockouts

Stone Park, IL

Sports bar strip club

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

As the title mentions, this place would be best described as a sports bar strip club. It’s nestled in a row of clubs (gold room, scores), I assume are owned by the same management given…

11 mos ago

Sapphire Times Square

New York, NY

Got free entrance but still wouldn’t go back

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

Went here on a Friday night. Hadn't been to this place before and didn’t have any intention of going. . Was actually planning on hitting up another club, but I was going to an ATM…

1 yr ago

Headlights

Norfolk, VA

This headlights not much better than other

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Despite not having an amazing time at another local headlights.. curiosity got the better of me and I decided to try out another one. This one is at the end of a strip-mall. I wouldn’t…

1 yr ago

Headlights Gentlemen's Club

Chesapeake, VA

Pretty meh

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Pretty mmeh kinda place. I arrived near midnight on a weeknight, front door lady was pretty cute and asked if I had been there before. After telling her no she explains on right hand side…

1 yr ago1

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, OH

First time visiting bucks platinum. Came in with moderate expectations based on the moderate reviews… and my experience met those expectations. Good but not great time and club. Enter and go thru metal detector. Cover was…

1 yr ago

Club 27 Cabaret

Four Corners, FL

Mixed bag but good mileage for the area

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Was on a trip to Disney for a couple days and only had uber as a viable means of transport… so I was not able to get to more fun spots like Tampa or cocoa.…

1 yr ago1

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, VA

One gal is all ya need! Otherwise not great

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Have been here a couple times on work trips, believe this was my third time to CCR. Location is very convenient if you are flying int Reagan. CCR feels more like a restaurant /…

1 yr ago2

Desire

Providence, RI

Couple trips - line up not great but still a good time

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Review from a couple recent visits. My MO recently seems to be to go to Providence for work and go for a weeknight the night before and then cut out of work at a reasonable…

1 yr ago8

Cheetahs

San Diego, CA

Couple visits

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Have been coming to San Diego about monthly for work - this review based off of the most recent 2 visits. One of these days I’m gonna get to TJ instead of monthly trips to…

1 yr ago1

Golden Banana

Peabody, MA

Second visit - quick in and out

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Came here for the second time on a Friday afternoon a while back. Pull up my other review for more deets on the physical location. It’s easy to miss on route 1.. tucked away behind…

1 yr ago7

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

Good time overall - slightly better than expected

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

No stranger to clubs or mongering… but this was my first time coming to a spearmint rhino. Actually my first time since I was 18 and went to one in another country many many years…

1 yr ago1

Gold Room Chicago

Stone Park, IL

Decent time, nothing special

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Was staying in Chicago for a work trip and got into ohare later in the evening. Wanted to make it out to Polekatz but after checking into hotel near airport I realized it’s a bit…

1 yr ago

Desire

Providence, RI

Couple visits

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Review from a couple recent visits. Went on a weekday evening and then back the next day for a weekday day shift. Quick overview of the club: It’s located in an area with industrial lots/buildings and…

1 yr ago11

Cheetahs

San Diego, CA

Good visit

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Have been coming to San Diego every month or so and have been here a few times. This review based off of most recent visit. Club is located in a reasonably busy commercial area. For those…

1 yr ago

Golden Banana

Peabody, MA

Better than my low expectations

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

This was my first time at DB GB… I actually had no idea it was around (before learning of it from Tuscl) despite driving by it millions of times on Rt 1… cabaret you can’t…

1 yr ago5

Cabaret Lounge

Peabody, MA

Blue collar bar with strippers

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Have been to cabaret a few times a number of years ago, but not recently since covid as I’ve been able to get to more fun places (Providence, Miami, etc) and haven’t had a reason…

1 yr ago1

Desire

Providence, RI

Fun times

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Review from a visit a couple weeks ago. Went here in afternoon before a dinner and then came right back after… first time I’ve been to a club and came back same day. Shift turns…

1 yr ago3

Desire

Providence, RI

Overview from a few visits

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Somehow I’ve never reviewed this place - time to fix that! Have been here prob 10+ times over the years, and it’s easily among my favorite / best clubs given the quality of the dancers,…

2 yrs ago3

Cheetahs

San Diego, CA

Good (but not outstanding) time

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Have heen here a few times so I’ll give an overview of the last couple visits from the last month. First off, the club is located in a reasonably busy area. For those planning to…

2 yrs ago2

Magic City

Atlanta, GA

Impressive pole shows

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Went here a couple months ago, but I still vividly remember it because of how different it was from other clubs I’ve been to (northeast/mid Atlantic/chicago/florida etc). I actually was meeting up with another…

2 yrs ago

Club Fantasies

Providence, RI

Bit of a dive

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Was in Providence for a work trip and decided to stop here before heading home. Usually I go to Desire when I’m here but realized CF was pretty near where I needed to be for…

2 yrs ago4

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, GA

Fun time - a bit dingy but fun

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Review is from a trip to ATL from a couple months ago. Was there for a few days, hit up a few places, and vivide was prob my fave out of the 3. The place…

2 yrs ago

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, VA

OK time…

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Second time coming to CCR, this time a little bit less fun than the first, but still an OK time overall. Was staying in a hotel near the airport and this place is super…

2 yrs ago1

Reviews

Good for Chicago, and on $10 tuesdays

Club under new name now

Sports bar strip club

Got free entrance but still wouldn’t go back

This headlights not much better than other

Pretty meh

Fine time

Mixed bag but good mileage for the area

One gal is all ya need! Otherwise not great

Couple trips - line up not great but still a good time

Couple visits

Second visit - quick in and out

Good time overall - slightly better than expected

Decent time, nothing special

Couple visits

Good visit

Better than my low expectations

Blue collar bar with strippers

Fun times

Overview from a few visits

Good (but not outstanding) time

Impressive pole shows

Bit of a dive

Fun time - a bit dingy but fun

OK time…

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