Chilli_Powdurr

Dam! This is pissing me off! Some dude knocked up my grandma and he ran off! Now I got to let her move in with me and now I don't...

Yeah thats right! I paid a dancer to kick me in the balls. I kept tellingnher to kick harder but she broke her ankle. Then the manager told me Inhad...

I am not sure why everyone is making a big deal out of this. I had it and went to the chiropractor last week for it. If these people that...

I went to the club for the first time since the lock down. The bouncer said he was going to take my temperature before I went in so I pulled...

So I pulled my pants down and they yelled at me and shot me with a lazer gun...

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I got a vip from a dancer that told me she would bang me back in the room. She said not to worry because she had a rubber. We went...

Yea seriously! I tried jerking off after that and when I climaxed there was a poof and a white cloud of dust...

I like to LDK at home, all by myself, when nobody is looking...