Curiously, Talent Better on Off Days

You might expect Gold Club to be chiller on an off day such as a Thursday or a Sunday, and you'd be correct. Curiously, however, I've also found that the talent working these nights tends to be higher than Friday or Saturday. I cannot fathom why, but after about four years of sauntering in to this place against my better judgment I believe I can safely say the hotter girls working the off nights is not a mere aberration.

There are girls of many builds and ethnicities if you're looking for something specific, and they tend to be a cut above the other clubs in the city (though that's not saying much). The club itself is pleasant and well lit, but is wreathed in a miasma of cheap perfume and glitter; its detritus will be hard to explain to your girlfriend. Mileage ranges from mediocre to poor.

You don't need to wear a four thousand dollar Brioni suit to get the girls to approach you for dances, but one might help. Definitely don't wear a t-shirt and basketball shorts here, and if you do, don't be surprised when you're invisible. Also, what are you, 14?