Camelot
Washington, D.C., DC
So Camelot is the only DC stripclub to have reopened, but it’s not a stripclub anymore, at least for now. You now have to make table reservations in advance probably for social distancing purposes,…
The Mpire Gentlemen's Club
Washington, D.C., DC
It wasn’t very busy, but neither was Camelot next door. A couple of nice lookers, a few not so much. Drinks are very expensive, as are the no contact private dances I won’t…
Cloakroom
Washington, D.C., DC
So I reviewed this place after it reopened, but they deleted that page along with my review. So I’ll review it again here. Went to this place once before the building collapsed and just returned…
Cloakroom
Washington, D.C., DC
Went to this place once before the building collapsed and just returned now that they’ve rebuilt and we’re out in dC handing out free admission passes (apparently there’s a $20 cover charge). Didn’t really…
Millstream Inn
Baltimore, MD
Came here on Cinco de Mayo evening. First of all, this is in Baltimore but not in the city. You almost feel like you might have taken a wrong turn in the middle…
BX Club (Beyond Xpectations)
Atlantic City, NJ
Been here a handful of times over a long period. The first time I just asked a taxi where the closest strip club was and he brought me here. First time I was…
Cheetah
Hallandale Beach, FL
I was in town on business and this was the closest to my hotel. Had been at the hotel bar with a colleague and we ended up here. I have to say, this…
The Mpire Gentlemen's Club
Washington, D.C., DC
Stopped back in again while in the area. Same deal as before. The club itself is very modern, but it's not a strip club vibe at all. Seats are all community style…
Archibald's Gentlemen's Club
Washington, D.C., DC
This place seems to be trying to reinvent itself, which is fine, but they're trying to be something they aren't. I will always tip girls and buy drinks, and lap dances too but in…
Good Guys
Washington, D.C., DC
Stopped in on a Thursday afternoon and it seemed decent. Not a busy time but nothing to complain about. Maybe 8 girls dancing. No cover, fair enough drink prices. It's basically a long,…
Stadium Club
Washington, D.C., DC
I was across the street at a normal club for an event and decided to kill an hour here before the event opened up. The club itself is pretty nice inside. Definitely a comfortable…
Club Pussycat
Baltimore, MD
If you're looking for an upscale place to spend an evening, not it. Small, nice decor and clean, but long corridor layout. More of a place for a few drinks and straight on to the…
Archibald's Gentlemen's Club
Washington, D.C., DC
Went early on a recent Sunday evening. Seems like they've updated the place since I last went. Definitely feels a little nicer. Maybe the carpet, stage, or lighting, but same layout; bar…
Camelot
Washington, D.C., DC
Came in around 6:30 in the evening on a Sunday. Saw a few girls who looked good enough and were friendly enough. Bought an expensive drink, the vibe seemed a little stuffy so…
The Mpire Gentlemen's Club
Washington, D.C., DC
Newest and nicest. Modern decor and cleanest strip club in DC. Feels like an upscale nightclub. 3 floors, different theme on each. ID scan at door which I found invasive, quite…
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