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Camelot

Washington, D.C., DC

So Camelot is the only DC stripclub to have reopened, but it’s not a stripclub anymore, at least for now. You now have to make table reservations in advance probably for social distancing purposes,…

The Mpire Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

It wasn’t very busy, but neither was Camelot next door. A couple of nice lookers, a few not so much. Drinks are very expensive, as are the no contact private dances I won’t…

Cloakroom

Washington, D.C., DC

So I reviewed this place after it reopened, but they deleted that page along with my review. So I’ll review it again here. Went to this place once before the building collapsed and just returned…

I visited on a Tuesday afternoon around 1ish. Parking and entry were free. As soon as I entered I received the famous handshake from two girls. Next time I go, I need…

I came here after a dancer at Scarlett’s complained to me about how slutty and cheap the girls at Cheetahs were. Sign me up! Came on a weekday, mid afternoon. Cover was I think $10, walked…

Probably the best dayshift i've experienced in south florida. I stopped by around 3-5pm and there was no cover, but the club still had a decent amount of traffic. Layout: When you walk in there's…

Stopped in on a Sunday late afternoon to early evening. There is a bar close to where you enter with the main stage in front of that and another bar to the right on the…