Comments by OldWhiteGuy (page 38)

How could any woman resist a sweet talker like you?

The girls talk about us in the dressing room as much as we talk about them here. The girl I have been seeing for almost 4 years has shared some very interesting stories. When we were discussing the old days when, as she describes it, I was a hoe, she told me what my reputation was among the girls and why I always got a little more than the other guys. It's amazing that showing up clean, well groomed, nice cologne (but not too much), talking to them like they're real people, actually listening to what they say and "suggesting" rather than "pressuring" will get you wherever you want to go.

I am impressed!

So the original Tiffany is Sage and the replacement Tiffany is Britney!!!!

@623: You are assuming that the reader of the review has been to Desire is already familiar with the girls that work there. My review is for those that are infrequent visitors. The Regulars already know. If you look at the previous Desire reviews that I have submitted, there is an abundance of information regarding looks, personality and performance. For example: Gwen/Reign Tall, short dirty blonde hair, BIG soft milky white funbags, 6/6 60% PK (Because I’m partial to big natural tits and a girl that knows how to use them) Ivanna Soft, milky white skin, platinum blonde, sleek, slender, shapely body 9/10 110% PK (If you go in to see her, for one hour she makes you feel like you are the only man in the world. Then, a little time to freshen up and she makes the next guy feel like he is the only man in the world.) *Jacqueline Beautiful Blasian, friendly, young, beautiful, sense of humor, put on some weight, still beautiful, 9/8 100% RS Jade: curvy, full figured, Black girl big but not fat 7/7 100% RS Jaime: Tall, slender, Asian girl, tiny boobs with pierced nipples. Back for a second "tour of duty" 9/8 80% PK from past experience No info since her return I provide that type of information on about 100 girls. It gives the reader a name to go with the look, ethnicity and body type he prefers, my opinion of those looks and a performance standard. If you have read any of the Desire reviews, you know that this club almost always provides a happy ending.

I have a lady that texts me almost every morning to say good morning and wish me a happy and productive day. We have a pretty set routine but ccassionally if she's bored or upset she will send me a text. Occassionally, I will rearrange my schedule to "entertain" her or "relax" her. She manages my money much better than I do so I've never received an, I need some cash call.

To paraphrase ZZ Top, "She's got tits...and she knows how to use them!"

There are reviewers that are scolded for putting in too graphic a description of the encounter for fear LE may be monitoring the site and some are criticized for not being graphic enough. I have written extremely detailed descriptions of the club's set up, prices, services and servicers and been criticized for information overload but two out of town "judges" complained I didn't have enough details in this one. There have been over a thousand reviews and most describe the technical circumstances. I submit a very detailed description once a quarter. The intermittent reports are if there is new information or a particularly good time.

"only man on earthe" Freudian Slip

To the not enough details guys, go back a dozen reviews and Desire at a Glance will provide more details than you can retain. To the elaboration request, I don't write "Dear Penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me but..." reviews. However, Ivanna is an incredibly sexy, sexual and sensuous woman. When you are with her, she makes you feel as if you are the only man on her and only YOU can satisfy her voracious appetite! Okay?

But if she likes you................ Off the charts!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate to "plug" my own work but go back to Desire at a Glance and find a few girls that fit your "type" and have a plan. This is definitely A REGULARS club, particularly in the afternoon so you absolutely have to be the aggressor or you'll sit by yourself all afternoon

I'm not familiar with britney. Can you give us a physical description...day...night...

Vee is a petite 40 ish brunette with an hourglass figure that is always wearing a very form fitting dress when she is on the floor. As discussed, she can sometimes be a little out there but in an almost charming way. She has been dancing off and on for many years and I have not had personal interaction in several. However, She does have a very nice pair of store bought boobs.

One of my Thursday dinner regulars absolutely loves Vee. he says she's a little wacko but that's part of the charm.

Don't be so hard on the "Regulars". If the girls are smart they would develop a few to supply a "regular" income. Often, the girl will sit with a familiar face because the house mom is shooing them out of the dressing room and they don't want to parade around the floor. Often the "Regular" will buy them a drink or slim them some money before they depart his company.

They are all different girls. Kaleigh is a slender blonde, wavy and just past her shoulders with small B's and a nice ass. Kayleigh may be on IR as she fell off the stage the other day and dislocated her shoulder while attemopting a spin move she was too drunk to try. You will know it's her when you see her on stage encouraging/guiding the tipper to cop a feel of tits and ass.

We disagree on a few of the ratings but that's natural. If you are looking for "non-white and stacked" look for Jade (I see her every Thursday evening), Marina a combination of days and nights (I see her on Tuesday Day and Thursday nights) or Valentina (I've seen her days) * Listed in descending order of performance*

Chris $40 Should have reviewed it before hitting Post Your Comment

Obviously pricing is based on Time Spent and "Distance Travelled" but if he gave Chris $0 plus a tip that leaves $100 for Ivanna and it still sounds awfully cheap.

Not a Club Ad but perhaps a "Renew my Membership Ad" Ivanna is almost never hanging between the two bars Ivanna for 15 minutes is more than $100 (Paid $40 for the room- left a tip- ) Ivanna prefers downstairs Upstairs opens late on Saturday Hard to buy!

@ vaj: 100% agreement on MacKenzie Kayleigh is petite blonde, no tats used to work at Mario's with Nadia (Autumn/Sophie) I thought I saw her a couple weks ago on a Thursday night but it could have been Elaina who has a similar look (But smaller boobs) Surprised about Marina...not the first girl to expand the menu to increase the customer base

$150 WITH IVANA IS A BARGAIN!

@2014 This info is on girls that are currently working there. Some just recently (mostly the "No reliable info") and some for as long as 10 or 12 years. (Mostly the "PK") My "dance card" has become somewhat reduced over the past few years because I spend the vast majority of my time with Kai and I don't have as much time to sample the variety of girls available. (She says she saved me from being a "hoe")

I believe the "K" Asian girl with small breasts and an ample ass is Kira. Kai is neither new nor small breasted. I have heard the same info on Nadia. Stunning but limited and expensive. Her friend Kayleigh, on the other hand, gets rave reviews.