Comments by OldWhiteGuy (page 26)

It depends on the girl, the relationship she has with you and whether she's having a good day or a bad day.

Assumption correct! I've said this before, this place is like Cheers with strippers.

Tito's and Tonic $12. VIP $40/100 for 15 minutes. BOTH accurate! The scrub feels obligated to call every review of Desire a "Shill Review or Club Ad" because he is a joyless soul

I have enjoyed most visits to this club. Because I am primarily a day guy, I find the daytime talent at CD better than FL and night crews it's reversed. But the privacy is always way better at CD. Loper is spot on when considering the size of the club and the possibilities, I'd give the architect that designed it a failing grade. There's enough room to have a bar area, a stage area, a per song dance area, a Private VIP area with Stage and a Private VIP dance venue. (management can call me for the drawings)

My understanding is that she has been doing some "Alt" modeling for the tatoo enthusiasts and is not planning to return

Ivanna is back after a stint on the IR!

@ FF: Your list of dancers include everything from little spinners to BBW and White, Black, Hispanic and Asian. The Saturday crew might not be up to the weekday standards but it far exceeds what is available at the other clubs. @ Tet: Sunday has been Bi-polar. Some Sundays there's an array of beauties that would make your heart stop and some Sundays it's a skeleton crew.

KingCool made a comment about Rose: I’ve had a few dances with Rose. 5’6” with some tattoos. Big rose tattoo on her thigh or arm (I forget). In my opinion she has a perfect body, tight everywhere with man made Cs (I think they are man made but they may be natural) a 10 for a face and a great personality. She was relatively new when we went to the VIP a few times and she was good for a touchy feely dance but nothing “extra”. Though I do have a funny story about discussing it with her. Not sure if anything has changed with her boundaries. Please PM me if it has because I would drive the hour just to see her! I responded: @ King: I saw Rose yesterday during my usual Thursday visit. She is a very attractive young lady. I have not had any interaction with her but, as we all know, it would not be unusual for someone that starts out without providing any extra services adjusting the menu to increase the income.

@ King: I saw Rose yesterday during my usual Thursday visit. She is a very attractive young lady. I have not had any interaction with her but, as we all know, it would not be unusual for someone that starts out without providing any extra services adjusting the menu to increase the income.

MrP: Honey looks like fun and the couple times I tipped her on stage she was playful. I will keep an eye out for Rose

@kyumsaing: I'll make the adjustment for the next review. @Electronman: I put a description there so, if you have a "type", you have a few names that fit that type and you can listen tom hear their names. @studme53: Every review regarding Desire is called a shill review/club add by the desert douche. @lurkingdog:I saved the review on Word and make adjustments that are indicated in the *GIRLS* Section and comment about my *RECENT VISITS* My *RECENT VISITS* have become more about seeing new girls on stage and less about, "Dear Penthouse..." but I thoroughly enjoy every visit.

I asked. Initial $300 gets $240. Renewal $300's get $300. Money added during a quarter gets 125% of what you add. Money rolls over if you maintain your membership. Money can only be used at Lust for food or drink BUT if you want to do an hour in VIP, you can buy a bottle of champagne with your "debit account" in lieu of the $160 room fee. Desertdouche is, if nothing else, consistent. Every Desire review that is moderately positive is called fake. I don't know what his problem is but if that makes him happy, who are we to deprive him.

You have presented a very good game plan for new customers. As a weekday regular, I agree that the GPS factor is very low. (And some may actually have a GP) The Lust quarterly fee, how much you get back and if it rolls over has caused a lot of confusion. I thought after the initial $300 that as long as you maintained your membership you got the whole $300 and if you add money during the quarter you get 125% of what you add. I thought it all rolls over as long as you maintain your membership. I'll ask today when I go in.

The absence of, "Wanna dance?...Wanna dance?...Wanna dance?" is one of the positive aspects of this club. If you see a girl that interests you, go get her!

Saw Kelani and her luscious curves Thursday or Friday last week. She had short hair and glasses. I did see a new Asian girl that is very pretty.

Assuming that you are looking for busty girl (based on comments), I'm thinking that $40/$100 at Desire will get you the same service as $40/100 at Fantasies.

@ AsianPersuasion: My feelings for Kai are certainly not a secret but I'm not in any competition. If you are honest and respectful and generous, it's all good.

@TandA: My feelings for Kai are certainly not a secret but I'm not in any competition. If he is honest and respectful (and generous) it's all good.

AsianPersuasion came to the site asking for the name of a dancer he saw. He didn't ask for intimate details. Only a name. I gave him the information he sought. He was upset about the treatment he got and lashed out a little. My guess is that he met Kai and was impressed enough to behave as most of us do in regard to the relationship we have with her. It is nobody's business.

The set up is the typical Sunday with a TV on either side of the main stage and a giant TV behind the side stage. Yung's meatballs and dinner rolls are in a chafing dish in front of the DJ booth. The time to go depends on what interests you more the girls or the game. 3 o'clock is the best time for the girls because that's when the middle shift comes in and there will be a greater selection BUT it might you might not get a prime location for the game. Between golf and going to home games, I haven't been this year but as the temperature drops, I'll catch the away games.

@ Papi: You have been around long enough to know: Stripper Rule #1: Every girl has her own limits and those limits may be different for different customers. Some will do all, some will do some, some will do none but no one is doing just you! So, depending on the girl, what Dave said!

Caddie never was at the top of my list but way back with Armani and Renata it had its moments. I stop inn every once in a while and recently I met a former "friend" Noelle that I would highly recommend. In the Foxy/Desire comparison I'd give Foxy slightly higher marks for the Talent Quotient but Desire higher onthe friction factor.

@ ski: I think 4 were there last Thursday and Stripper Rule #1: Every girl has her own limits and those limits may be different for different customers. Some will do all, some will do some, some will do none but no one is doing just you! @ burg:I posted with permission and you are absolutely correct. NO amount of money would entice her to be disrespected. @ CMI: I was the victim of, "Old White Guy said..." That's why I stopped doing the participation percentages. @ AsianPersuasion: There is no need to report back to me. I think the world of her and I cherish her friendship but I don't own her. She can handle herself.

My ATF tells me that Nicolette is a sweetheart to the other girls but very focused on how she does her business.

@ Asian Persuasion: The reason that no one has actually answered you is because you just joined, contributed almost no useful information and asked for information about a dancer. That is the same mistake that LovetheTandA made when he first came onto the board asking for info on Asian girls. He learned that you need to share some info and gain some trust before others will share info with you. However, because I am willing to give you the benefit of the doubt, the beautiful lady that you described is Kai. As the others hinted she is my All Time Favorite (ATF). She has a sparkling personality, a quick wit and an incredibly accurate bullshit detector. She is as wonderful a person as you'll ever find. And, you will typically find her there Monday, Tuesday and Friday from 12:30 until 6:30 and Thursday from 12:30 until 3:00 (Inside Joke)