Comments by OldWhiteGuy (page 25)

And you have the nerve to call my Reviews a Club Ad? You are a pitiful fool!

As a customer of this club since its opening, as a stripclub patron throughout New England for over 50 years, I can say that this club is the best combination of talent, service and "services" I have ever patronized. Desertdouche is a grumpy old fuck. How often has Desertdouche made the trip from Arizona to actually see Desire? Based on his reviews...he's just a shill for Hi Liter.

Aj: I'll make the adjustments. I'm not there as often as I once was so I don't scrub them from the line-up until I hear something definitive (Like Kelani) Although, I thought I saw Lola a week or two ago.

I met Candace for the first time during Thursday's lunch upstairs. She is very attractive and we had a brief but cheerful conversation with her. I can see why she is popular.

Golf trip coming up in the Spring. Nothing like the Providence clubs

I'm not sure if my review influenced your decision to seek out Tatianna (because we did have a good time) but your review has now piqued my interest in Giselle!

I agree that Ivanna is hard to turn down. Aside from her physical beauty, she is smart, witty, funny, engaging, enchanting, charming, beguiling, bewitching, captivating... That's all the adjectives I can think of. Oh....FUN!

Before Desire opened as a stripclub, it was Gerardo's, a gay club with a drag show. I would go out to dinner with girls that I was friendly with from other clubs, Fantasies, Foxy, Cheaters or First Impressions and a couple times, when there was a group, we would go to Gerardo's for the show. When, at first, I was reluctant, the girls would tell me not to worry, they would protect me. We always had a good time.

@dv: The majority of my visits are to see a specific girl at a specific time. (Usually Thursday) Part of our routine is to sit at a table to check out and tip the other girls working. I have rarely seen fewer than a dozen girls I would consider Champagne worthy. I do have a broader taste in women but if you are looking foe spinners, on Thursday afternoon I have seen: Chelsea, Dior, India, Ivana, Julissa, Kai (before 3), Parker, Piper Prya, Renesme, Sage, Sheena, Stella, Vee and Yasmine. Not to mention Nicolette, Persia, Lola, Meadow, Destiny...that are not spinners but very attractive.

As a customer of Desire since they opened (And before when strippers from other clubs would take me there to Gerardo's) I can tell you without any fear of contradiction that 99.9% of the ads desertdouche calls club adds are just satisfied customers expressing their opinion. Over the years, various clubs, starting with the Foxy, would have been considered the top club in Providence. Each has had its turn. Desire has been the best combination of talent and service for the past 10 years. The are the NE Patriots of Providence strip clubs. However, post pandemic has caused a slip in the overall talent level. Some girls left the business and some girls defected to other clubs where they would be higher up the food chain or where demand for "services" is not as intense.

I have the database as part of the "boilerplate" portion of my reviews. My list is overdone but it's already completed and I'm only adding new girls or new information so I'll leave it there. I think you should keep a running list of the girls you recommend and maybe adda "This Visit" to highlight the most recent info. That way newbies can read the whole thing and regulars can skip to the "This Visit". JMHO!

It was Thursday so, I was there 2:30 to 6 I arrived a little earlier than usual because around 1:15 my ATF said there are a boatload of girls, very few guys and nobody spending money. When I arrived I was greeted by a beautiful girl in a clingy, black cocktail dress that hugged her curves and unlike our typical lunch "dates", instead of hanging around to tip the girls on stage we went directly to Lust. After lunch and some private time, we went back downstairs and I noticed the same thing as America's Favorite Ballpark. There were 8 to 10 girls that ranged from curvey to BBW. There were a few others I would describe as thick but attractive like Vida and Dallas and a young brunette in a pink and white dress whose name we don't know that has a beautiful face and a thick but not jiggly body. Nicolette, Persia, April, Lauren, Tiffany, Nina, Arrianna, Kai, a heavily tatted blonde and a young Brazilian girl in a blue dress whose name we don't know would be in the weight class Fenway is looking for.

By "TRUSTED" you mean he described a rare but uneventful visit. But remember, he said the A Team must have been upstairs. Which infers that there is an A Team!

I'm guessing someone that's been silent for 3 years that suddenly comes back with a barrage of negative comments has an agenda.

Maybe you should pretend that you don't hate women and you will enjoy your experiences more.

I know a girl, very well, that hates the site and a diminutive friend that said her trips to VIP doubled after some posts about her "boundaries".

We are always cautioned to refrain from connecting a particular dancer with a particular "service". So, while I understand the absence of the sweet young blonde's name, IMHO, you were vague enough with the services rendered to attach a name for our benefit and hers.

I have seen reviews of six or eight sentences published but for some reason, a RI review requires "encyclopedic" information. To combat that, I put together a template that is copied and pasted. I update information on the girls I have seen and the events of that day. I tell the "regulars" to skip the bullshit up front and go to The Girls where I indicate new girls or new info and then to This Visit.

Great review! I say great review because I have interacted with and agree with your characterization of almost every girl mentioned. Desertscrub is a fool that doesn't understand that this little club is far and away the best club in New England and their customers enjoy the service and selection.

What "Club Details" did I leave out?

I only described one of them because she was the first to approach me and the only one whose name I got. The other 5 or 6 girls that were visible from my seat at the bar were white, black, hispanic, chunky, thin...

I don't drink on New Year's Eve and I don't go to the Christmas Parties for the same reason... Too many amateurs are out!

I have seen the "new" Destiny with the long, brown hair and looking luscious on Tuesday and Thursday days over the past couple weeks. Typically she works a blend of days and nights.

Nina sounds like my kind of girl!

Can't find any fault with this review CMI. And, I can't find any fault with focusing on the Polish Princess. Besides being hot as hell, she is smart and witty and fun. I completely understand finding someone with whom you are compatible and enjoying each other.