Reviews by Metalmx

I rolled in after a long day at work and decided sleep was for the weak. Sunday evening business was slow. The upstairs wasn't going at all and downstairs was the main stage and a…

I had a random impulse to hit up Chicas...but couldn't get to the area until after 1am. Chicas' closes at 2. So i didn't feel like showing up just to leave soon. So i hit…

I stopped in around lunch time on Tuesday. I was having a down week, and as Albert Einstein once said, "Ain't nobody ever been sad looking at a pair of titties". I was probably…

I brought some friends from out of town for some clubbing on a Monday Night. It was around 11:00pm. The parking lot didn't look that busy as it's the slow season in Vegas. I'm a…

TLDR: It's a very nice place with a giant well-lit floor and a few elevated stages with no seating around them. Floor dances were often quoted as $40/song. The girls are honestly white hot. If…

Stopped by for happy hour. The only time crappy domestic beers like bud light are reasonable at a Vegas Club ($4). No cover charged with a local ID. If you enjoy bar top gambling and…

I don't think it is possible, but if I could find a club that had a consistency of experience, I would probably frequent it. The only consistency i've found in Vegas is some (not this…

First of all, If you hate being in a smokey bar...this place will ruin your day. However, I put my need for seeing hot women shake their asses over second hand smoke any day. I've…

First, i'll say it's in a very random spot compared to other clubs in town. This one sneaks up on you and is on a random corner on Spring Mountain Rd a few blocks east…

Dropped by on a sunday night around midnight. I'd seen social media posts of the place jam packed which is why I picked a Sunday night hoping to avoid that. It's a small club. One…

I've been to this place on busy nights and slow afternoons. I've never encountered more hustle and miss direction than n last night. It's sad, because it used to be girls being aggressive to get…

I popped in because I was in the area for dinner. It looks like something happened, because every single door to the live show, private show, or Arcade have the bottom half of the door…

I went in near shift change (7pm) and i think that was my downfall. I got a girl about ready to end shift. she gave a great floor dance. and by far was the sexiest…

Haven't been in quite a while. Decided to hit it up on a Thursday around 730-800pm. It seemed like right near a shift change because I saw about 3-5 girls come in in the hour…

This is my second time visiting, Jumbos. I really enjoy it as it kind of removes the "sleazy" feeling you get walking into a normal strip club. You get to sit in a hole in…

I stopped in on a Friday night after work because I saw the open for business sign. I remember good times a long long time ago (12 years ago) at this club, so i wanted…

It's a tiny little smoke filled place in the back of a porn store. Probably holds about 50 people max. There is a cover and fountain drinks since it's nude. Girls do 3 song stage…

I had a great time during a private show on my first visit a while back. So after hitting up a bar for a while, I decided to make a pitstop at about 9-10 pm.…

Well the location is about half way between the downtown region and the north end of strip. The location isn't the best...but unless you walk around outside trying to socialize, you'll be fine. The porn…

I went on a random Monday after work. The club is tiny. probably 35'x 45' (I'm not carpenter so i'm sorry if it's off a bit). small stage in the center. No DJ, just songs…

So i'm trying to slowly but surely get around to all the different clubs that Vegas has to offer. This club falls into the "meh" category. The neighborhood around the area is....not the best to…

I stopped by Palamino a few weeks ago after working a full shift on my "day off". I popped my cherry here on a weekday during the afternoon early evening shift which was laid back…

I stopped by saturday night on halloween weekend. The place was packed and There was not a seat to be had for over 90 minutes. It's a very small venue. If you've been to a…

my first voyage to this place was last night. I wanted to give a latina club a try as i've never been to one. Boy, I can tell you that the hustle factor is very…

So I hadn't really been to a strip club in a long while. I went into a few lately with friends to settle them in (they were tourists) but I decided not to stay long.…