Posts by Mainster

I haven't been clubbing a lot lately, and last night I closed down the Candy Store after a fairly long absence. I summoned my Uber about fifteen minutes before the club turned the house lights up so I wouldn't have…

An annoying young co-worker has a wife and two kids, with a third on the way. His wife isn't feeling especially amorous, and the dumbass kid starts telling me that his plan is to use some of his overtime pay…

Worst OTC ever- http://www.fox13memphis.com/top-stories/adult-entertainers-arrested-charged-with-murder/580587754

Who here has met a friend or acquaintance at a strip club? How was it- fun, uncomfortable, did you both pretend that neither of you were really there...? I work for a company that answers emergency service calls, and got…

We knew it was coming, but the state Liquor Board dropped the hammer on Centerfolds this week. The parent company of Centerfolds "voluntarily" surrendered its liquor license, and most likely will never get it back. Good. Screw 'em. The manager…

So, I'm sitting at the bar in my local den of iniquity, talking with the other PLs about how it's 1PM and here's not a girl on the floor. Bad juju for a club that opens at 11AM, but typical…

...and she will pass up money to hit that cigarette. She goes outside and burns two or three before heading back into the club. She knows she smells like smoke, and she knows lots of guys don't much care for…

Reading the "Recycled Tips" thread got me wondering- who here has seen a dancer take direct physical action against a patron who she deemed to need a lesson in manners? Way back when I was in my 20s I used to…