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published 4 yrs ago
Balling On A Budget
reviewed by
FLAP3000

8.3

Wednesday is the best day to go. Previous reviews have touched on the outrageous cover/parking charges that this club will try to pull off on some nights. However, Wednesday is their budget night. I went…

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published 4 yrs ago
Hard To Choose One...
reviewed by
FLAP3000

8.3

Made the 45 minute drive from the Chi because I needed some black booty in my lap. Since we are still on lockdown in Illinois, I knew this would be my closest and best…

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published 4 yrs ago
Fantasy Unfulfilled
reviewed by
FLAP3000

7.0

Soooo, I had only been here once before. I have been reading the reviews about this joint for years, especially the daytime festivities that used to take place. I’m about 45-1hr drive away which…

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published 4 yrs ago
No More Disposable Income...
reviewed by
FLAP3000

9.3

This is a comprehensive review about 3 separate visits. I hadn’t been to this club pre-covid, but I had always heard about how impressive it was. I definitely wasn’t disappointed. This place is fascinating. A…

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published 4 yrs ago
Big Fish In A Small Pond
reviewed by
FLAP3000

8.0

This place is a far cry from how it used to be. Saturday nights used to be "lit" at this spot. I remember girls walking around all over the place with each table…

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published 4 yrs ago
Not a Poor Man’s Game
reviewed by
FLAP3000

6.3

My first trip here in a number of years. I decided to stop in last night after two swings and misses (J’s Bar up the road was dead...and Louie’s Lounge was full of Louie Anderson’s).…

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published 4 yrs ago
Surprisingly Good Visit....
reviewed by
FLAP3000

7.7

My first post-covid foray into this lounge. Masks are required to enter, but once in nobody cares if you’re wearing one or not. I strolled in on a Saturday afternoon about 3pm and found about…

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published 4 yrs ago
Won’t Be Back For a While...
reviewed by
FLAP3000

5.3

Used to enjoy this spot. Most of the girls were sexy here at one time. Now they are all basically the same body type, and enjoy twerking all on each other as opposed to spending…

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published 4 yrs ago
I Hope This Place Burns Down
reviewed by
FLAP3000

4.3

Fuck this club. The girl at the front desk was the cutest girl in here by far, but of course she wasn’t a dancer. This club charges $20 for entry, even when there are only…

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published 4 yrs ago
Best Time Here Yet...
reviewed by
FLAP3000

8.3

This is comprehensive of 3 total visits here in the last week or so. Had a great time each visit. The first time was the day before the 4th. It was slow in the club,…

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published 5 yrs ago
Just When I Thought It Couldn’t Get Any Better.....
reviewed by
FLAP3000

10.0

Hopefully, you read my previous review of this spot. After striking gold yesterday, my Caribbean sweetheart was on my mind all night. We exchanged pleasantries back and forth via text message into the following day.…

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published 5 yrs ago
My All-Time Greatest VIP Experience!!!!
reviewed by
FLAP3000

9.7

Ok, ok....I know. How can a hole in the wall like The Office get such a high review? Maybe it’s because I’m from Chitown where extras are all but completely dead and it’s all about…