Getting Back to Glory Days???

So I got here at about 5 on a Saturday. There were 0 dancers when I got in. I was just watching the Boston/Philly game and drinking Hennessy alone. So I figured out that what this club probably does is offer free admission before 7, but they probably tell the girls not to get there until 7. I think they want to discourage you from coming early. Anyways, I was convinced I didn’t want to ever come here again until.....

About 7:15, Mika hit the stage. A tall, statuesque redbone with glasses. I think she may be mixed. Halfway through the first song, me being the gentleman I am, I went up to the stage to show her some love. $25 singles later, I had all but impregnated her. She was twerking all in my face, pressing her honeypot all up in my mug. She encouraged me to finger her. The whole time I’m looking around, thinking security is going to snatch me up, but they don’t seem to mind. Is Arnie’s possibly getting back to the gutter gutter days???

Tasty was a thick caramel complexioned beauty with a cute smile and short, red hair. She said she’s visiting from Milwaukee with her sister who was also dancing there. Same deal on stage, I felt on everything I wanted to. Everything. I dropped about $18-20 on her. Then I spotted Princess, a drop dead gorgeous young caramel dancer w/ pierced nipples. We chatted up for at least an hour, she’s a real sweetheart. I got a dance w/ her in the back room for $25. We had a couple shots together afterwards and chatted up some more.