Reviews by FLAP3000

Surprisingly, I have never ventured out to this magnificent venue. The structure is absolutely breathtaking....possibly the nicest strip club I’ve been to. I was impressed with Oceans, but Atlantis has like 3 levels and like…

So it’s back open, 7 days from what their Instagram page states....however I drove by on a Sunday evening about 8 or so and saw the place abandoned. Last night I made another trip…

Wednesday is the best day to go. Previous reviews have touched on the outrageous cover/parking charges that this club will try to pull off on some nights. However, Wednesday is their budget night. I went…

Made the 45 minute drive from the Chi because I needed some black booty in my lap. Since we are still on lockdown in Illinois, I knew this would be my closest and best…

Soooo, I had only been here once before. I have been reading the reviews about this joint for years, especially the daytime festivities that used to take place. I’m about 45-1hr drive away which…

This is a comprehensive review about 3 separate visits. I hadn’t been to this club pre-covid, but I had always heard about how impressive it was. I definitely wasn’t disappointed. This place is fascinating. A…

This place is a far cry from how it used to be. Saturday nights used to be "lit" at this spot. I remember girls walking around all over the place with each table…

My first trip here in a number of years. I decided to stop in last night after two swings and misses (J’s Bar up the road was dead...and Louie’s Lounge was full of Louie Anderson’s).…

My first post-covid foray into this lounge. Masks are required to enter, but once in nobody cares if you’re wearing one or not. I strolled in on a Saturday afternoon about 3pm and found about…

Used to enjoy this spot. Most of the girls were sexy here at one time. Now they are all basically the same body type, and enjoy twerking all on each other as opposed to spending…

Fuck this club. The girl at the front desk was the cutest girl in here by far, but of course she wasn’t a dancer. This club charges $20 for entry, even when there are only…

This is comprehensive of 3 total visits here in the last week or so. Had a great time each visit. The first time was the day before the 4th. It was slow in the club,…

Hopefully, you read my previous review of this spot. After striking gold yesterday, my Caribbean sweetheart was on my mind all night. We exchanged pleasantries back and forth via text message into the following day.…

Ok, ok....I know. How can a hole in the wall like The Office get such a high review? Maybe it’s because I’m from Chitown where extras are all but completely dead and it’s all about…

My fiance and I came here on a Sunday during Carnival in Miami. We are from Chicago, so this was totally a change of pace for us. We arrived not knowing what to…

Rolled in last night around 1 am. Parking lot is tiny, and was somewhat full but I was able to find a spot with no problem. You have to be skilled to not bang someone’s…

Strip clubs are the most fun when you are accompanied by a beautiful woman. I took my lady with me last night (who happens to appreciate the ladies too) and I’ve never had so much…

Strolled in after midnight this past Friday. I had just gotten drained at Man Cave (Fetish’s) and wasn’t ready to go home yet. Parking lot was full, good sign. Standard stuff (entry, drink situation, etc)…

The Man Cave is open gents! Or better yet, Fetish’s is open! You walk in and see an empty stage to your right and a small bar straight ahead. The bar only has a few beers…

When I walked in on a Friday night around midnight. There were like 4 customers including myself, even though there was a lot full of cars. The parking hustler reminded me to take care of…

This was my first time ever in this establishment. I read many different reviews on this site about this place, and have always wanted to check it out. It’s quite a hike from where I…

I hadn’t been to this spot in about 10 years or so. But with the demise of Arnie’s and Club O, etc Jimmys is probably the best option for seeing black women twerk and wind…

Strolled in after the Spence/Garcia fight the other night. Drove from the north side of Chicago so it took close to an hour to get there. Pulled in and parking lot was pretty full so…

Unfortunately, a police detective’s son got aired out here the other night. Two of the security guards got hit too, but I don’t think their injuries were life-threatening. You hate for any club to…

Walked in around 12:30 on a Saturday night. Main parking lot was full so I ended up parking across the street in the auxiliary lot. A dub to get in and another dub for a…