Disappointing Visit But Won't Keep Me Away

I visited this fine establishment last Friday night to catch the Cubs game, a drink, and an erotic dance. It served its purpose for two of my cravings. I had a way too sweet whiskey sour and sat right at the bar watching the Cubs on the big screen. Dancers were occupied for the most part, but one slim sexy PR dancer named Mia came over and made conversation. She was mad sexy....was wearing a fishnet body suit with her nipples peeking out right at me. I was going to get a dance with her, but I did want to finish the game. So she grabbed Mt Rushmore and said she'd be back.

Next thing I know, she was in jeans and boots and was headed out the door. I guess I dropped the ball like Kyle Schwarber that time. (Please don't take this as a knock on Kyle, I'm actually a huge fan). Other than her, there was nothing else that caught my eye. Actually, there was one but I have never talked to her, only admired her from afar. She's Puerto Rican as well I presume, and she's short with an awesome body which includes a fat, round, no dimple or stretch mark rump roast. But she didn't look my way and was pretty occupied so I didn't partake. So with that said, the Cubs lost, the whiskey sour was more sweet than sour, and I left with my dick pressed up against my zipper and button with no relief.

There's always tomorrow.