Reviews by FLAP3000

Stopped in this familiar haunt down in industrial Seattle. It’s kinda hidden away off the main street next to a sports bar with arcade games and a few pool tables. Nice sized parking lot -…

This joint is located in a quiet little nook of S. Atlanta close to the airport, the big post office and the new Porsche experience facility. Less than a 10 minute ride from Hartsfield. Plenty…

Had been a minute since my last Kittens run. Not much has changed since the last time I darkened the doorstep. It’s smack in the middle of industrial Seattle. Plenty of parking on this day…

Pulled into the parking lot around 4pm - and thought I was looking at my clock incorrectly. Every spot was full - I thought I'd have to park in the Shanty Tavern lot -…

Not too far off of the main drag a long, winding road with businesses and residences on either side. The club is in the north east part of town - for me, it’s no…

Relatively close to DFW airport - I happened to be in for a long layover after being rerouted here. Can’t remember the exact length of the uber ride from the airport but I’d say…

The only place I’ve had more of since I’ve been in Philly is Jim’s cheesesteaks. My latest trek here took place a few hours before the Tyson / Paul debacle. It’s the same Philly landmark…

This place has been on my radar for a minute. I don’t get to the East Coast as often as I used to - but found myself with a free week and the opportunity to…

I’m in Georgetown so much because of this place - call me John Thompson. I stopped in one evening after watching some MLB playoff baseball. As usual, stopped in with no expectations but just…

At just south of 1,800 reviews this club has certainly been described in detail. Not much to the layout - to me it’s a standard club. Parking lot seems to be much better than before.…

It had definitely been a while since I visited this familiar haunt. If this is the first Kittens Cabaret review that you’ve ever read, and you care about these sort of details, the club is…

I came out of retirement briefly for a visit to a familiar place. Absence does make the heart grow fonder I suppose. Same familiar building - early afternoon and there were not too many parking…

Been a couple years since I’ve been to this familiar place. Not much has changed I see… Small, divey neighborhood titty bar. Small parking lot. Be careful driving in this little hamlet outside Chicago - the…

Tucked away in a half residential, half industrial area of SE Atlanta (kind of). Big parking lot - probably can hold 80-100 cars. As safe of an area as you’ll probably find in metro Atlanta…

Spacious club with a big parking lot. Lot sits off of the main road, kinda gives you some privacy from main traffic on the street. Huge Deja Vu sign - tough to miss.…

Located on the very busy intersection of Route 99 and I believe that’s 105th St? Fantastic part of the city - if you are into zombie-like crackheads, rap video vixens patrolling either side of the…

I normally hate franchise strip clubs. However, in Seattle this specific franchise club just may be my favorite. This club is kinda tucked off to the side of a major road. The sign is huge…

Located in the heart of Georgetown Seattle, Kittens is a stones throw from Lumen Field as well as T-Mobile Park. Hybrid area between industrial, business, and some residential. Club is on the main…

Good old Pandoras! Hadn’t really been in a mongering mood as of late - so I hadn’t stopped in since maybe the holidays. It’s the same small, black and red exterior building I remember. Pothole…

First time coming at night for a while. I’m normally a daytime warrior here. I just stopped through with no expectations. It was a pleasant surprise actually. Facility is about par with probably like 50-60%…

Woke up with a certain thing on my mind… Thought Sugars would be a place to get that gratified. Pulled up Saturday morning at roughly 11am. Husky white dude who I assume is the owner/manager lets…

It’s turkey day for most of you….for me it’s more about stuffing and cream pies. Wandered into our favorite hole in the wall in the PNW. Shades of Red/black are the theme colors. Two stages…

Especially quiet Friday night. I laid down to take a nap and woke up 6 hours later almost. Missed a few things I had kicked around in my mind to do this evening, so I…

This club is a little further away from me than the big 3 that are most reviewed on here. I’ve heard mostly good thing about it and decided to give it a whirl. Visited…

Familiar haunt in the industrial part of Georgetown Seattle. Attached to a bar / restaurant. I stopped in yesterday afternoon around 1ish though you wouldn’t know it once you open the door to enter.…