Reviews by FLAP3000

The only place I’ve had more of since I’ve been in Philly is Jim’s cheesesteaks. My latest trek here took place a few hours before the Tyson / Paul debacle. It’s the same Philly...

This place has been on my radar for a minute. I don’t get to the East Coast as often as I used to - but found myself with a free week and the opportunity...

I’m in Georgetown so much because of this place - call me John Thompson. I stopped in one evening after watching some MLB playoff baseball. As usual, stopped in with no expectations but...

At just south of 1,800 reviews this club has certainly been described in detail. Not much to the layout - to me it’s a standard club. Parking lot seems to be much better than...

It had definitely been a while since I visited this familiar haunt. If this is the first Kittens Cabaret review that you’ve ever read, and you care about these sort of details, the club...

I came out of retirement briefly for a visit to a familiar place. Absence does make the heart grow fonder I suppose. Same familiar building - early afternoon and there were not too many...

Been a couple years since I’ve been to this familiar place. Not much has changed I see… Small, divey neighborhood titty bar. Small parking lot. Be careful driving in this little hamlet outside Chicago -...

Tucked away in a half residential, half industrial area of SE Atlanta (kind of). Big parking lot - probably can hold 80-100 cars. As safe of an area as you’ll probably find in metro...

Spacious club with a big parking lot. Lot sits off of the main road, kinda gives you some privacy from main traffic on the street. Huge Deja Vu sign - tough to...

Located on the very busy intersection of Route 99 and I believe that’s 105th St? Fantastic part of the city - if you are into zombie-like crackheads, rap video vixens patrolling either side of...

I normally hate franchise strip clubs. However, in Seattle this specific franchise club just may be my favorite. This club is kinda tucked off to the side of a major road. The sign is...

Located in the heart of Georgetown Seattle, Kittens is a stones throw from Lumen Field as well as T-Mobile Park. Hybrid area between industrial, business, and some residential. Club is on the...

Good old Pandoras! Hadn’t really been in a mongering mood as of late - so I hadn’t stopped in since maybe the holidays. It’s the same small, black and red exterior building I remember....

First time coming at night for a while. I’m normally a daytime warrior here. I just stopped through with no expectations. It was a pleasant surprise actually. Facility is about par with probably like...

Woke up with a certain thing on my mind… Thought Sugars would be a place to get that gratified. Pulled up Saturday morning at roughly 11am. Husky white dude who I assume is the owner/manager...

It’s turkey day for most of you….for me it’s more about stuffing and cream pies. Wandered into our favorite hole in the wall in the PNW. Shades of Red/black are the theme colors. Two...

Especially quiet Friday night. I laid down to take a nap and woke up 6 hours later almost. Missed a few things I had kicked around in my mind to do this evening, so...

This club is a little further away from me than the big 3 that are most reviewed on here. I’ve heard mostly good thing about it and decided to give it a whirl....

Familiar haunt in the industrial part of Georgetown Seattle. Attached to a bar / restaurant. I stopped in yesterday afternoon around 1ish though you wouldn’t know it once you open the door to...

Time for a revamp of this place…. Same building, it’s still on Aurora Ave. For those that don’t live in Seattle, this street is a hotbed of any and all forms of debauchery. Rub and...

Took a couple weeks off from my favorite haunt - So I on a whim decided on a quick Sugars visit Sunday just after 12 noon. The inside actually smelled pretty fresh. Apparently, they...

I don’t generally write reviews after EVERY sc visit. Some visits are so uneventful or just don’t offer anything different to share about a particular place. The reason I wrote this review is to...

Same Old same old as far as the layout and initial experience. Dark as hell inside, small round dirty ass tables, chewing gum stuck to the floor. $16 to get in, and they tax...

Time to do my weekly check-in at this club: Sunday night around 12:15am entry. I walked in and noticed only about 3 other customers there, and right away saw more dancers than PL’s. The stage...