Reviews

Pulled into the parking lot around 4pm - and thought I was looking at my clock incorrectly. Every spot was full - I thought I'd have to park in the Shanty Tavern lot -…

1 yr ago1

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

PSE (Pretty Standard Experience)

Not too far off of the main drag a long, winding road with businesses and residences on either side. The club is in the north east part of town - for me, it’s no…

1 yr ago1

Baby Dolls

Dallas, TX

That’s What I Call A Layover!

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

Relatively close to DFW airport - I happened to be in for a long layover after being rerouted here. Can’t remember the exact length of the uber ride from the airport but I’d say…

1 yr ago1

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, PA

Cheesesteaks And Orchids…

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

The only place I’ve had more of since I’ve been in Philly is Jim’s cheesesteaks. My latest trek here took place a few hours before the Tyson / Paul debacle. It’s the same Philly landmark…

1 yr ago

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, PA

Everything And More…

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

This place has been on my radar for a minute. I don’t get to the East Coast as often as I used to - but found myself with a free week and the opportunity to…

1 yr ago9

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, WA

It’s How You Play The Game

I’m in Georgetown so much because of this place - call me John Thompson. I stopped in one evening after watching some MLB playoff baseball. As usual, stopped in with no expectations but just…

1 yr ago2

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Nothing To Write Home About…So I Wrote TUSCL

At just south of 1,800 reviews this club has certainly been described in detail. Not much to the layout - to me it’s a standard club. Parking lot seems to be much better than before.…

1 yr ago

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Vultures’ Cabaret

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

It had definitely been a while since I visited this familiar haunt. If this is the first Kittens Cabaret review that you’ve ever read, and you care about these sort of details, the club is…

1 yr ago4

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Absence Made the Heart Grow Fonder…

I came out of retirement briefly for a visit to a familiar place. Absence does make the heart grow fonder I suppose. Same familiar building - early afternoon and there were not too many parking…

2 yrs ago1

All Star Bar & Grill

McCook, IL

Some Things Stay the Same

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Been a couple years since I’ve been to this familiar place. Not much has changed I see… Small, divey neighborhood titty bar. Small parking lot. Be careful driving in this little hamlet outside Chicago - the…

2 yrs ago

Club Blaze

Conley, GA

Chill Vibe on a Weekday Afternoon

Tucked away in a half residential, half industrial area of SE Atlanta (kind of). Big parking lot - probably can hold 80-100 cars. As safe of an area as you’ll probably find in metro Atlanta…

2 yrs ago

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, WA

The Voo.....

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Spacious club with a big parking lot. Lot sits off of the main road, kinda gives you some privacy from main traffic on the street. Huge Deja Vu sign - tough to miss.…

3 yrs ago7

Sugar's

Seattle, WA

Sometimes, Sugar is Still Sweet

Located on the very busy intersection of Route 99 and I believe that’s 105th St? Fantastic part of the city - if you are into zombie-like crackheads, rap video vixens patrolling either side of the…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, WA

Great Afternoon Visit

I normally hate franchise strip clubs. However, in Seattle this specific franchise club just may be my favorite. This club is kinda tucked off to the side of a major road. The sign is huge…

3 yrs ago3

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, WA

I've Been Kicked Out of Better Places.....

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Located in the heart of Georgetown Seattle, Kittens is a stones throw from Lumen Field as well as T-Mobile Park. Hybrid area between industrial, business, and some residential. Club is on the main…

3 yrs ago4

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

I Did This Review So I Don’t Get Fined…

Good old Pandoras! Hadn’t really been in a mongering mood as of late - so I hadn’t stopped in since maybe the holidays. It’s the same small, black and red exterior building I remember. Pothole…

3 yrs ago

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Freaks Cum At Night

First time coming at night for a while. I’m normally a daytime warrior here. I just stopped through with no expectations. It was a pleasant surprise actually. Facility is about par with probably like 50-60%…

Sugar's

Seattle, WA

Nice Lineup on Paper…

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Woke up with a certain thing on my mind… Thought Sugars would be a place to get that gratified. Pulled up Saturday morning at roughly 11am. Husky white dude who I assume is the owner/manager lets…

3 yrs ago4

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Finger Foods and Fun Times…

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

It’s turkey day for most of you….for me it’s more about stuffing and cream pies. Wandered into our favorite hole in the wall in the PNW. Shades of Red/black are the theme colors. Two stages…

Sugar's

Seattle, WA

Sugars Delivered!

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Especially quiet Friday night. I laid down to take a nap and woke up 6 hours later almost. Missed a few things I had kicked around in my mind to do this evening, so I…