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92 reviews by FLAP3000

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Like Starbucks - Same Great Taste Every Time

7.7/10

Since moving here over four years ago, this has been one of the most consistent Seattle landmarks. Why are Starbucks, McDonald’s, Best Buy, etc. so successful? Because pretty much every time you go, you know…

FLAP3000FLAP3000Veteran Reviewer· 1 wk ago 389

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, WA

The Only Constant is Change…

5.0/10

So it’s been a little while since I’ve visited this spot - and some things have definitely changed here. Door cover has increased by a bit so now it’s a smidge north of twenty to…

FLAP3000FLAP3000Veteran Reviewer· 5 mos ago 7

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, WA

The Usual Kittens Experience

5.3/10

Stopped in this familiar haunt down in industrial Seattle. It’s kinda hidden away off the main street next to a sports bar with arcade games and a few pool tables. Nice sized parking lot -…

FLAP3000FLAP3000Veteran Reviewer· 7 mos ago 8 5

Seduction

Atlanta, GA

They Certainly Got The Name Right!

8.7/10

This joint is located in a quiet little nook of S. Atlanta close to the airport, the big post office and the new Porsche experience facility. Less than a 10 minute ride from Hartsfield. Plenty…

FLAP3000FLAP3000Veteran Reviewer· 10 mos ago 8 1

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Pussy Voyage

8.0/10

Had been a minute since my last Kittens run. Not much has changed since the last time I darkened the doorstep. It’s smack in the middle of industrial Seattle. Plenty of parking on this day…

FLAP3000FLAP3000Veteran Reviewer· 10 mos ago 5

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Fun While It Lasted...

7.7/10

Pulled into the parking lot around 4pm - and thought I was looking at my clock incorrectly. Every spot was full - I thought I'd have to park in the Shanty Tavern lot -…

FLAP3000FLAP3000Veteran Reviewer· 1 yr ago 5 1

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

PSE (Pretty Standard Experience)

8.3/10

Not too far off of the main drag a long, winding road with businesses and residences on either side. The club is in the north east part of town - for me, it’s no…

FLAP3000FLAP3000Veteran Reviewer· 1 yr ago 4 1

Baby Dolls

Dallas, TX

That’s What I Call A Layover!

9.3/10

Relatively close to DFW airport - I happened to be in for a long layover after being rerouted here. Can’t remember the exact length of the uber ride from the airport but I’d say…

FLAP3000FLAP3000Veteran Reviewer· 1 yr ago 10 1

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, PA

Cheesesteaks And Orchids…

8.0/10

The only place I’ve had more of since I’ve been in Philly is Jim’s cheesesteaks. My latest trek here took place a few hours before the Tyson / Paul debacle. It’s the same Philly landmark…

FLAP3000FLAP3000Veteran Reviewer· 1 yr ago 2

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, PA

Everything And More…

9.0/10

This place has been on my radar for a minute. I don’t get to the East Coast as often as I used to - but found myself with a free week and the opportunity to…

FLAP3000FLAP3000Veteran Reviewer· 1 yr ago 3 9

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, WA

It’s How You Play The Game

8.3/10

I’m in Georgetown so much because of this place - call me John Thompson. I stopped in one evening after watching some MLB playoff baseball. As usual, stopped in with no expectations but just…

FLAP3000FLAP3000Veteran Reviewer· 1 yr ago 1 2

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Nothing To Write Home About…So I Wrote TUSCL

8.3/10

At just south of 1,800 reviews this club has certainly been described in detail. Not much to the layout - to me it’s a standard club. Parking lot seems to be much better than before.…

FLAP3000FLAP3000Veteran Reviewer· 1 yr ago 4

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Vultures’ Cabaret

7.3/10

It had definitely been a while since I visited this familiar haunt. If this is the first Kittens Cabaret review that you’ve ever read, and you care about these sort of details, the club is…

FLAP3000FLAP3000Veteran Reviewer· 1 yr ago 1 4

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Absence Made the Heart Grow Fonder…

8.3/10

I came out of retirement briefly for a visit to a familiar place. Absence does make the heart grow fonder I suppose. Same familiar building - early afternoon and there were not too many parking…

FLAP3000FLAP3000Veteran Reviewer· 2 yrs ago 7 1

All Star Bar & Grill

McCook, IL

Some Things Stay the Same

5.0/10

Been a couple years since I’ve been to this familiar place. Not much has changed I see… Small, divey neighborhood titty bar. Small parking lot. Be careful driving in this little hamlet outside Chicago - the…

FLAP3000FLAP3000Veteran Reviewer· 2 yrs ago 3

Club Blaze

Conley, GA

Chill Vibe on a Weekday Afternoon

8.3/10

Tucked away in a half residential, half industrial area of SE Atlanta (kind of). Big parking lot - probably can hold 80-100 cars. As safe of an area as you’ll probably find in metro Atlanta…

FLAP3000FLAP3000Veteran Reviewer· 2 yrs ago 3

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, WA

The Voo.....

7.3/10

Spacious club with a big parking lot. Lot sits off of the main road, kinda gives you some privacy from main traffic on the street. Huge Deja Vu sign - tough to miss.…

FLAP3000FLAP3000Veteran Reviewer· 2 yrs ago 1 7

Sugar's

Seattle, WA

Sometimes, Sugar is Still Sweet

7.7/10

Located on the very busy intersection of Route 99 and I believe that’s 105th St? Fantastic part of the city - if you are into zombie-like crackheads, rap video vixens patrolling either side of the…

FLAP3000FLAP3000Veteran Reviewer· 3 yrs ago 1 1

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, WA

Great Afternoon Visit

7.7/10

I normally hate franchise strip clubs. However, in Seattle this specific franchise club just may be my favorite. This club is kinda tucked off to the side of a major road. The sign is huge…

FLAP3000FLAP3000Veteran Reviewer· 3 yrs ago 2 3

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, WA

I've Been Kicked Out of Better Places.....

5.0/10

Located in the heart of Georgetown Seattle, Kittens is a stones throw from Lumen Field as well as T-Mobile Park. Hybrid area between industrial, business, and some residential. Club is on the main…

FLAP3000FLAP3000Veteran Reviewer· 3 yrs ago 3 4

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

I Did This Review So I Don’t Get Fined…

7.7/10

Good old Pandoras! Hadn’t really been in a mongering mood as of late - so I hadn’t stopped in since maybe the holidays. It’s the same small, black and red exterior building I remember. Pothole…

FLAP3000FLAP3000Veteran Reviewer· 3 yrs ago 5

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Freaks Cum At Night

8.3/10

First time coming at night for a while. I’m normally a daytime warrior here. I just stopped through with no expectations. It was a pleasant surprise actually. Facility is about par with probably like 50-60%…

FLAP3000FLAP3000Veteran Reviewer· 3 yrs ago 3 1

Sugar's

Seattle, WA

Nice Lineup on Paper…

7.3/10

Woke up with a certain thing on my mind… Thought Sugars would be a place to get that gratified. Pulled up Saturday morning at roughly 11am. Husky white dude who I assume is the owner/manager lets…

FLAP3000FLAP3000Veteran Reviewer· 3 yrs ago 3 4

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Finger Foods and Fun Times…

8.7/10

It’s turkey day for most of you….for me it’s more about stuffing and cream pies. Wandered into our favorite hole in the wall in the PNW. Shades of Red/black are the theme colors. Two stages…

FLAP3000FLAP3000Veteran Reviewer· 3 yrs ago 3 1

Sugar's

Seattle, WA

Sugars Delivered!

6.7/10

Especially quiet Friday night. I laid down to take a nap and woke up 6 hours later almost. Missed a few things I had kicked around in my mind to do this evening, so I…

FLAP3000FLAP3000Veteran Reviewer· 3 yrs ago 1 1
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