Reviews

14 reviews by gottenqyn

The Bodyshop

Beltsville, MD

Same lineup, same cameras, but good hangout

I'll start by saying that this place is a good contrast to the one down the street. The dancers here are prettier, the atmosphere is so much cleaner, but the dances are far less enthusiastic.…

1 mo ago1

Show Palace

Long Island City, NY

Fun if you get past the rude bouncer

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

This is based on two visits, a Wednesday and a Thursday. On Wednesday I paid $25 cover. Security is a lot: they took a picture of me (had to take my hat off) and scanned my…

3 mos ago1

Visions

New Orleans, LA

Decent place to avoid the tourist traps

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Came here after midnight to find something different from the Bourbon Street places. When you walk in and pay the $10 cover, you enter along one of the two bars. The room opens up when…

7 mos ago

Showcase Gentlemen's Club

New Orleans, LA

Southern hospitality, but very southern

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Went just after midnight on a Friday. Although I came prepared to pay the $20 cover (listed on this website), they told me I could just walk in. When you enter, you enter right at…

12 mos ago1

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, MD

alright during the week

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Went on a weekday evening a few weeks ago. The parking lot was pretty full but there's plenty of parking nearby as well. Unlike previous times I've been there where I had to pay cover…

1 yr ago

The Bodyshop

Beltsville, MD

Nice but count the songs

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Went here a few weeks ago around 10 for the first time in about a year and a half. I usually start at the nearby club, which in my past visits had a greater variety…

3 yrs ago

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, MD

Tuesday visit

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

I went here a couple of years ago for the first time and enjoyed it...until I noticed that there were cameras in the VIP rooms. That really bugged me--the dancer I was with then said…

6 yrs ago

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, MD

Much quieter during the week than weekends

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

This is actually about two visits, one Thursday and one Friday. It's like two completely different clubs--which isn't a surprise, but still worth noting. I went Thursday before midnight and stayed for a couple of hours.…

7 yrs ago

Platinum Dolls

New York, NY

not sure why I went back

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

I went here a once a while ago and didn't have a great time, but I was nearby with time to burn so I thought I'd try it again. It wasn't better. I just sat…

7 yrs ago

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, MD

expensive but nice

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Stopped in after midnight during the middle of last week. They have a lot of chairs surrounding the stage, although some folks just stood at the wall to the side. I heard they used to…

7 yrs ago1

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, MD

Great except for the cameras

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Came in after 11pm a few weeks ago. It wasn't packed but had great variety--dancers weren't pushy and everybody was laid back. The stage area is very interactive if you come prepared with a lot…

8 yrs ago2

Platinum Dolls

New York, NY

Spinners for tourists

★★★★★★★3.0/10

Stopped by because I was nearby and curious. I paid the cover and bought the mandatory overpriced beer, and sat around. I like to relax and take a place in for a couple minutes before…

8 yrs ago

Mustangs Gentleman's Club

Hyattsville, MD

I don't see the appeal

★★★★★★★4.0/10

Stopped by with my roommate last night to check out Mustangs. There were only two dancers the whole time we were there--one was like a 5 who stayed on her phone the entire time, and…

8 yrs ago

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, MD

Decent and cheap

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Stopped by on a Tuesday. The place is basically the same as it was last time I was there, which isn't bad. The phone policy is annoying and the bathroom is better left avoided, but…

9 yrs ago2