Reviews by danmccanns

This was my first visit to this club since a name and ownership change. It used to be a club known for extras, pre-pandemic. I think it is now owned by…

I noticed an instagram story for The Lounge of a dancer working who intrigued me so I decided to head that way. I arrived to a fairly busy parking lot around 4 pm.…

I drive by the Sunset Strip on hwy 26 frequently but rarely stop by. On this day I was craving Hawaiian food at a spot just across the street and decided to visit…

It had been quite some time since my last visit to the Milwaukie Gold Club. Last time it was dead but this time the place had at least 9 or 10 dancers working.…

It’s been quite some time since I’ve reviewed a club as my strip club days are few and far between nowadays. Here’s the recap of my recent stop at Desire. As you walk in the…

Mid-day at The Venue After reading a couple of positive reviews, I decided to check out The Venue. It’s been quite some time since I last visited, probably pre-pandemic. This stop was early…

This was my second visit to the MagicTavernPDX since they opened. It’s at the spot that was formerly Nicolai Street Clubhouse and I believe the owner was associated with Magic Garden in Old…

Decided to visit Casa Diablo midweek, midday. I’ve always enjoyed the variety and vibe at this club, always comfortable and entertaining. On this day I only recognized one or two dancers…

I stopped by this club after reading of the name change and checking out their instagram post. When I walked in it looked the same as before, maybe new tables and chair setup.…

I can’t recall when I last visited Runway but I think it was a couple of years ago. When I walked in it did not look encouraging with no dancers and only a couple…

I wrote a review of Reveal Lounge after a recent visit and it was rejected for brevity. The thing is though, the place was so dead there was not much to say. I…

I decided to visit this club as I was in the area and Rose City wasn’t yet open. Expectations were low. I ordered a draft from the very sexy bartender and then headed…

I read that Rouge was open during the day and decided to stop in after a downtown appointment. No cover charge during the day and free lunch, although I didn’t eat. I only…

Stopped by to check out the new version of this club, having only visited once before. 3 dancers on shift, nobody at the rack and lots of people playing video poker. I ordered…

A trip to Seattle and I felt obligated to try out the club near my hotel. I walked up and paid $22 to enter an empty club. As soon as I turned around…

I decided to head east on this evening to try a few clubs I rarely visit. First stop was Spearmint Rhino. Looks like a dive from the outside but is really nice on…

Well, I stopped by to see a friend at Safari and the place was empty. I thought they were going to be around for another month but it certainly does not look that way.…

My first visit to Union Jacks was midweek in the early afternoon. I've walked by this place many times but never went in before today. Sort of a strange layout with a…

This is a late review, but better late than never. I went to see a lovely friend there and we chatted at the rack before going back for PDs. She's sexy and always…

I went to Playpen to hang out with a former Exotica International dancer I recognized posting on Xoticspot. When I arrived I was chatted up by a blonde dancer with perhaps too much…

I'm from Portland and rarely get a chance to check my northern neighbor's clubs. During a recent visit to Seatlle I was able to change that. My plan was to stop by…

Felt like trying an old favorite so I stopped by Gold Club in the afternoon. Lots of dancers for a day shift. Ordered a draft and went to the rack with singles in…

Cover charge on a Saturday night ($6) and more dancers than I could count. Two stages going, with very sexy blondes dancing when I walked in. I couldn't find a bartender, so…

I found myself in Salem and decided to drop by a club or two. Presley's feels a bit like the typical dive bar/strip club of Portland. Odd layout, with the main stage…

I made the long drive out to Cabaret 2 and I'm glad I did. When I pulled up to the parking lot I was surprised by the odd shape of the building. It…