Reviews by danmccanns

Once again, xoticspot posting drew me to a club. This time two dancers on the schedule at Shimmers caught my attention. This is another of the Portland clubs that seems like a dive…

I noticed a dancer on the Casa schedule and decided to stop by and check her out. When I arrived I noticed a few familiar faces and a few new ladies hanging around.…

I've driven by this place so many times over the years and decided I must stop by and check it out. Looks like a typical Portland strip/bar with a stage and VP machines and…

Well, I had to check this one off of my list and I was in the neighborhood so I stopped by for a beer. 3 dancers on shift, all older & not attractive.…

One of my favs texted me and said she'd be working here so I headed over. I walked in and even though it appeared I was the only patron, the bartender wanted to…

I saw a dancer of interest was on the schedule at King's Wild so I headed there to check it out. My first visit and I liked the layout and vibe of the place…

I like stopping by Club Playpen. Lots of variety, always a couple of hotties and it's a casual PDX strip club. I stopped by around 2 and there were 5-6 dancers on…

So many hot dancers working @ Spyce. I arrived early in the evening and things started slow. Stage set up is a bit odd (no rack/bar) but that does allow the dancer clear…

I'm never out late so I haven't had the chance to visit Golden Dragon before. When I first arrived, the place was nearly empty and I was told to come back after 10pm.…

I stopped by 205 on a Friday because I was hoping to see a hottie on the schedule. I walked in and the place was surprisingly packed for early afternoon. I grabbed a…

I went by Xpose around 5:30 on my way home. I walked in and there were a few patrons, a bartender and no dancers. I had ordered a beer so I…

The first thing I noticed when I walked in was how nice the club looked. I didn't expect that considering the exterior and the location. Walked up to the bar and ordered a…

I like to stop by the Boom Boom Room when I'm in the neighborhood, it's hit or miss but the hits are worth the visit. Last time I was there, no girls just dudes…

Finally had the chance to hit Casa Diablo at night and it is quite the place. I walked in around a shift change and there were so many girls working the stage. It…

I was in the neighborhood so I decided to stop by Mystic for a beer and some fun. I've been there a few times before and there's always several girls on shift with 2-3…

I recently drove by Exotica and the parking lot was empty. Closed. Since I never added to this well reviewed club, I thought I might give a cumulative review now. Exotica International…

Finally made it to Sassy's and it's exactly as described in other reviews. There were 4 dancers on shift when I arrived, all attractive and all distinctly different from one another. I sat…

I never visited Safari before the remodel so I walked in without expectations. The club looks nice and clean with VP machines, a back patio and a couple of stages. When I arrived…

1st trip to Club Skinn and I sorta liked the place. It's much smaller than I expected and the girls were not too enticing, but it had a comfortable, neighborhood watering-hole vibe that I…

Stopped by Club Sin Rock around lunchtime as it's conveniently located between McDonalds and Taco Bell. The lot had enough cars parked to convince me to go in despite the mid-day hour. The…

2nd time here and I'm not sure how to feel about it. The ladies were all moderate to very attractive but also kind of aloof. I like to chat at the rack a…