Reviews

So I was attacked when I walked through the door of this place. Two hustlers took me by both arms within a second of walking through the door. I hadn't been to LD before, and…

I have never seen lights so bright in a LD room in my life. No privacy, and you are basically under outdoor flood lights in an open room with a bunch of chairs with a…

Johnny A's would be a solid no-frills locals' bar without the gogo dancers. It's the usual NJ dollar parade, so a seat at the bar ends up costing plenty over the course of an evening.

Of…

So Lido is a "private" club. That means you need to send them an email on their website to get on their email/invitation list. That's all. It is similar to St. Venus Theater, also operating…

This is a club that is ALL about finding that one girl. The layout sucks, the atmosphere of the front area is frat-house basement and the lighting is as bright as a office building.

The layout:…

So I lived a stone's throw from H22 for six years and went there more than I should probably admit. When talking about this area's best clubs, you'll hear about the substantially nicer but still…

Cheeque's, a weird little club with an awesome name and barely-on-maps location, could be so much more. It's a typical NJ go-go setup, dancers behind the bar and dollar parade. Drinks are reasonable, staff is…

I arrived mid-afternoon on Tuesday. Place was empty save for two dancers and the manager. White girl with an absolutely smoking body and great pole skills and an older Asian dancer. Had a marvelous time…