Unlike all other area clubs; for better or worse is for you to decide

So I lived a stone's throw from H22 for six years and went there more than I should probably admit. When talking about this area's best clubs, you'll hear about the substantially nicer but still strip-clubby Taboo in Linden, the antiseptically nice Titillations in Bloomfield (which has beautiful girls who sway back and forth on stage like tranquilized deer, so odd), the down-and-dirty Johnny A's Hitching Post in Patterson with the filthy little booths in the back...but you will NEVER hear anyone mention this joint.

It is DIRTY. Take that however you like. There is no bar, the seats have been around since the Nixon administration and not cleaned since. The dancer quality ranges from 8 ("What are you doing here, sweetheart? You do know there are other clubs in the state, no?") to -1 (*truly homely*). The stage performances are lackadaisical at best.

However, the private dance room is unlike any other club in the area. All $20 dances take place here. I've been all 'round this great big world and I've seen all kinds of girls, but the liberality of what may or may not occur in this room within the regular perview of a $20 dance is the highest I have experienced anywhere. You buy your ticket you takes your chances and every dancer is different, but for sheer entertainment value, H22 is absolutely worth a shot.