discussion comment
6 years ago
Times like this make me glad I live in Miami.
discussion comment
6 years ago
There is no tactful way, nor does there need to be. This is s business arrangement not a relationship. You are the customer and deserve to get what you want to pay for. I had “strip club wife” situation for awhile that caused me to avoid my favorite club until I decided (with some encouragement from Papi) to man up and simply tell her that I “wanted to do someone else tonight”. It had the expected result; she got pissed off, and pouted. But I just had to remind myself that I really shouldn’t care about her feelings because she doesn’t give a shit about me - only my money. I use this same mindset to tell girls I’m not attracted to to “keep moving” when they ask to sit with me. This is a business arrangement, not a relationship.
review comment
6 years ago
Yes. $150 total. Typically FS is $225, often negotiated down to $200. So I figured $150 was a good deal, perhaps the daytime rate. Either that or she just wanted to make a quick sale before going off shift.
review comment
6 years ago
Definition of a good friend: A guy who goes out and gets 2 BJs and brings one back for his buddy.
review comment
6 years ago
It might just be my random experience, but I have found the quality of dancers are better here during day shift than night. And yes, I agree with your assessment of your Venezuelan dancer. I know who you are referring to and she is definitely worth the cost of admission.
review comment
7 years ago
Seriously. Where would one wear a strip club t-shirt?
review comment
7 years ago
If you are uncomfortable with a lack of English speaking dancers, you are going to feel unwelcome nearly everywhere in South Florida. Yes, this is the still the US, but for good or bad, this is what certain parts of the US now looks and sound like. I am a middle aged white guy, born and raised in Miami. I got over feeling like we "lost" south Florida long ago. Rather than complaining and resisting our new, blended identity and culture I embraced it. So give it a shot. You might like it. Latina women are the sexiest on the planet.
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7 years ago
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Book GuyI write it like I mean it, but mostly they just want my money.
Very well written review. I am constantly impressed with how literate some PLs can be.
Thank You for taking the time to write such a insightful review, and for reminding us So Fla locals how spoiled we are to have these types of clubs in our backyard.
review comment
7 years ago
You are hardcore, bro. As a middle aged Caucasian born and raised in Miami, I was scared reading this review. And I've been in some scary places. But I wouldn't be caught dead here (or perhaps that's how I'd be found). And you were out solo? Dude, stick to non-thug establishments. There's shit going down in these places. You got no idea.
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7 years ago
On occasion I have approached a dancer who was busy with her cell phone and have never been turned down. These girls want to make money. So if you see one you like who is on her phone don't hesitate to approach her. Believe me, she will find you and your $ more interesting than whatever it is she's doing on her phone.
review comment
7 years ago
Dancers are too perfect? Sounds ridiculous. But I get it. They're super hot and they know it. So if the DD mannequins seem like they're mailing it in on the standard LDs it's because they are holding out for the bigger VIP sale. My opinion of the same dancer has gone from "she looks great, but just going through the motions" on a standard LD to "holy shxx! I can't believe I'm fuxxxxx this!" in VIP.
review comment
7 years ago
Saint
Sounds like you had a great time. So as long as you enjoyed yourself you didn't overpay. But for the rest of more budget conscious PLs, Papi is right. Don't overpay! The going rate for FS at DD is 2.00. Total, all in. But even that is negotiable. I've gotten FS for 1.50 without much negotiating effort. BJ is typically quoted at 1.50 all in, easily negotiated down to 1.25. I've been known to negotiate the rate down, and then give an extra 20 or so afterward for extra effort like CIM. I know the young Cubanas a bad reputation for ROB, but I have never been disappointed at DD.
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7 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Papi
Thanks for making the long trek up to the 561 to give this new club it's first "official" review. As always, a well written, thoroughly researched effort.
review comment
8 years ago
Nice review. "Annie" has definitely been working there longer than 2 weeks. Nonetheless, she is absolutely gorgeous and never disappoints. She is also nice to hang out with if your Spanglish is serviceable.
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8 years ago
Papi
The girls are all in gowns as if they just walked over from SG. Definitely my type but probably too thin for your liking.
review comment
8 years ago
Sounds like a proper strip club experience! They took all your money and you left happy. Well done!
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8 years ago
Shoes:
It turns out your instincts were right on point. Sadly, a young man was shot and killed outside this club last week. So If it feels sketchy, definitely trust your instincts and find somewhere else to go. There's nothing at this (or any) strip club worth dying for.