Great Saturday Afternoon

With the local team on the road this weekend I had the opportunity to spend a Saturday afternoon watching football at my favorite strip club. It makes me wonder why I spend money to go to the stadium when I can watch the game in air conditioning while groping a half naked hardbody Latina in my lap.

This is the first time I have ever been to DD on a Saturday afternoon, so I was a little concerned about the quality of the talent. I found that there was an adequate number of dancers on shift. And while it seemed like maybe the number of super hot dancers was a little lower than during the night shift, there were still enough hot, willing ladies to go around.

I paid the obligatory $2 parking fee, but there was no cover charge. Beers cost $4 in the afternoon. I don’t need to describe the interior of the club, as this has been well documented, other than to note that it is very dark inside and walking in from the bright south Florida sunshine will result in several minutes of blindness. I recommend hanging out at the front bar until your eyes fully adjust. Another minor annoyance is the fact that the chairs and tables to the left of the “runway” stage are always pushed together in a jumble. So even though there may be available seats, one cannot get to them.