Posts by 4got2wipe

In response to the other hedgehog I googled to see how they are as pets! Probably not 4 me! But I found something almost as fucked up as the guy that wants to drug hedgehogs! Hedgehog dies after being 'kicked around…

Little 4got is residing in a kennel for the weekend and I'm in New Orleans! Had a non-brilliant strip club visit (check out my review of Lipstixx)! But the food is brilliant, as is the chance to get away and hang…

Check out the tits on #1 and #8! Also has some nice gifs for the ass men among us! http://thechive.com/2015/09/10/things-that-bounce-thursday-15-gifs-16/

Who'd have thought that his first name was Willy or that Mary Ann might have been played by Raquel Welch? http://mentalfloss.com/article/65360/15-fateful-facts-about-gilligans-island Brilliant stuff! Do you think the Professor could have built a strip club using only coconuts and palm trees? How would…

Just got back from the coffee shop where three hot girls (approximately 20) were oohing and aahing over little 4got2usethepapers! It was brilliant! I almost asked them to come over and meet 4got2ribbitt, froggeroo, and froggertwo! I can't help but wonder…

Here's a story of a guy who was an appliance repairman before becoming a politician! But the twist is that he was out on a repair call when he pissed in the homeowners cup! Seriously non-brilliant! I think we had a…

A cross eyed guy was caught masturbating in a Burger King! Not a brilliant move! www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/florida-man-arrested-for-masturbating-at-burger-king_55ef2690e4b093be51bc5f50 I'm betting that it's either the guy behind the lion or the angry guy!

www.youporn.com/watch/9864025/ultimate-cumshots-the-best-kind-of-reward/ In this video the focus is on sexy women, as it should be given that the majority of us are straight males! (and a brilliant lesbian and a few strippers, though I don't know if they'll like this!)

And it apparently does not require being a sexy 18-year old willing to take a cock up your asshole! www.cnbc.com/2015/09/03/charitable-pornhub-offering-college-scholarship.html But I'm sure that liking a cock up the ass or being willing to give the CEO of Pornhub a nice rimjob…

http://hypster.guru/8109/crazy-secrets-british-royal-family/ OK, I know it's a parody, but you have to admit that the Queen being a MMA fan and Princess Di bringing the AIDS monkey to Europe is brilliant stuff! ;)

If you're a cop returning a call from a reporter with huge fucking tits it is non-brilliant to forget to hang up the phone after you leave her a message! http://jezebel.com/police-officers-leave-reporter-accidental-voicemail-abo-1727272756

As I was screwing reading stuff on the net I ran across this: www.inquisitr.com/1913298/jana-duggar-is-done-with-19-kids-and-counting-what-will-she-do-now/ I've never watched the 19 kids and counting because the show seems stupid and now I know there is the really sleazy hypocrite son and that makes the…