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25 posts by TheProphetJuice

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Shoul I scarifice myself four piece?

My spreeding the wards of the LORD mane appeereth too have caws arguments with the Shadowcat hatin his prophet and my loyil sevent Mikha'el discoverin the Zipmanes deceet. I haf upsett al of my flack. Doest thou wisheth thy prophet…

TheProphetJuice· 11 yrs ago 6

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Douglass is doink the work of the LORD mane

Four he selflesslee sacreficest thy time too enliten little Dicky Dugan an Stevie Nicks

TheProphetJuice· 11 yrs ago 4

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Wilt thou fallowest thy prophet?

I plann a pilgrimidge too warship the holy hores

TheProphetJuice· 11 yrs ago 11

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Wilt thou bee a blesset mane watchmywife?

Four I would lik too warship her with my holy sausage fingers

TheProphetJuice· 11 yrs ago 9

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Blesset bee frend Dougster

Four he selflessly giveth of his tim too help converteth littal Dickie Dugan too the ways, the true, an the lite

TheProphetJuice· 11 yrs ago 8

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Too jacketh off with thy holy hande is an act of warship

Your prophet loveth the LORD mane and regulerlee jacketh off with his holy ballon handes

TheProphetJuice· 11 yrs ago 23

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Did thou keepest the sabbit holy?

Your prophet does so as cummanded by the LORD mane. How doest thou keep the sabbit holy?

TheProphetJuice· 11 yrs ago 1 19

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Giveth all thy mooney too the hores with golden harts

Warship the hores that carest four others especielly there children. So sayeth the final prophet of the LORD mane

TheProphetJuice· 11 yrs ago 1 5

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I shalt preparest four a pilgrimidge

I have begun eating of the holy KFC nuggats and taken the blesset Grown Hogg into my hart. I shall then go fourth too bless the hores with my holy sausage fingers four they shalt be greesee with the drippins…

TheProphetJuice· 11 yrs ago 30

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Bee carefull of the StroDiggs

The LORD mane hath tol me that StroDiggs is a warshippar of the Beast mane LUCIFER. Thank about it

TheProphetJuice· 11 yrs ago 24

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The LORD mane hath blesset us with the nuggats off KFC

Thy prophet hath eeten two pounds of KFC popcorn nuggats beefour his pilgrimidge too the club las nite

TheProphetJuice· 11 yrs ago 1 4

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The LORD mane sayeth too give all thy mooney too the pour

So they may giveth an receeveth sloppie blow jobbies

TheProphetJuice· 11 yrs ago

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Do not mocketh the Grown Hogg

For the LORD mane hath said the Grown Hogg is a Holy creeture http://wishtv.com/2015/02/03/video-wisconsin-groundhog-bites-mayors-ear/

TheProphetJuice· 11 yrs ago 2

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Fuketh only those you find sexie

Such is the comandmint of the LORD mane

TheProphetJuice· 11 yrs ago 4

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Do any of you have holy sausage fingers

The LORD mane hath decryed that stripers and hores love the holy sausages up there asswholes

TheProphetJuice· 11 yrs ago 9

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Sinners goeth fourth

The LORD mane hath told me too leed the sinners on a voiage of atunement

TheProphetJuice· 11 yrs ago 1

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The LORD mane hath tol me

The LORD mane hath tol me covert the wikked. Cum too my house be on of us

TheProphetJuice· 11 yrs ago 1

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Blesset art stripers that danse at clubs that art of the LORD mane

The LORD mane hath asketh his final prophet to bless the hores by bringin Kintucky Fied Grown Hogg too the club. The hores that giveth t he sloppie blow jobbie four the fried Grown Hogg art blesset by the prophet…

TheProphetJuice· 11 yrs ago 1

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Cum too my house be one of us

Inn the house of the LORD mane ther art many mansins too dwell and all shalt be filt with hores and Kintucky Fied Grown Hogg. Cum too his hose an bee one of us

TheProphetJuice· 11 yrs ago

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Blesset be the Grown Hogg

For the LORD mane touchd my brain when the Grown Hogg had his daye. We shall eat of the Grown Hogg as sausages while we proseletyze our faith. Cum to my house be one of us

TheProphetJuice· 11 yrs ago 12

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An I meen you Little Dickie Dugan

Thou art on the deep frye list of LUCIFER unless thou repentest and stop bein suche an asshat. So sayeth the final prophet of the LORD mane

TheProphetJuice· 11 yrs ago 1 6

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Thou shalt not ignoree thy Prophet of the LORD mane

If thou addest me to thy ignore liste thou shalt be castt into a lake of FIRE where the LUCIFER mane shalt sodomize you with fry chicken for eternally four the lake is off KFC oil

TheProphetJuice· 11 yrs ago

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Cum join my flack and bild a tempal for the LORD mane

TUSCL shall become a place of piece where Douglass shall cast out the demoniac system from the hart of Little Dickie Dugan an DoctorPhill shal end his war with the Zipmane and Mikey and CrazyJoe shall be my discipals. I…

TheProphetJuice· 11 yrs ago 11

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My first TUSCL maracle

Mikey wanted me to multaply the pigs in blanket so I shalt make the sausages of Grown Hoggie in pankakes an yay the shalt be multaplyed one hunred score. It's the day of the blessed Grown Hogg so my brethren…

TheProphetJuice· 11 yrs ago 14

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I have been hering the LORD mane in my head

He tells me to go forth an heel strippers with my sausage fingers. So I tryed it on a pregnent stripper with hemroids and she was heeled! PRAISE THE LORD MANE! So yor prophet fucked her up the newly heeled…

TheProphetJuice· 11 yrs ago 1 15
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