Posts by TheProphetJuice

My spreeding the wards of the LORD mane appeereth too have caws arguments with the Shadowcat hatin his prophet and my loyil sevent Mikha'el discoverin the Zipmanes deceet. I haf upsett al of my flack. Doest thou wisheth thy prophet…

Four he selflesslee sacreficest thy time too enliten little Dicky Dugan an Stevie Nicks

I plann a pilgrimidge too warship the holy hores

Four I would lik too warship her with my holy sausage fingers

Four he selflessly giveth of his tim too help converteth littal Dickie Dugan too the ways, the true, an the lite

Your prophet loveth the LORD mane and regulerlee jacketh off with his holy ballon handes

Your prophet does so as cummanded by the LORD mane. How doest thou keep the sabbit holy?

Warship the hores that carest four others especielly there children. So sayeth the final prophet of the LORD mane

I have begun eating of the holy KFC nuggats and taken the blesset Grown Hogg into my hart. I shall then go fourth too bless the hores with my holy sausage fingers four they shalt be greesee with the drippins…

The LORD mane hath tol me that StroDiggs is a warshippar of the Beast mane LUCIFER. Thank about it

Thy prophet hath eeten two pounds of KFC popcorn nuggats beefour his pilgrimidge too the club las nite

So they may giveth an receeveth sloppie blow jobbies