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Free parking, $9.50 cover during dayshift, $1 draft beer, 4 stages (only the last stage has a pole). Dances are done out in the open on multiple long couches. It was a Sunday afternoon and I…

6 yrs ago

Chicas Locas

Houston, TX

A fun afternoon

Free parking, $9.50 cover, $20 a dance, 4 stages, all Cubanas, $1 draft until 9pm. The day after Thanksgiving, decided to swing by Michaels to see if there was any new talent. Seems like there were…

7 yrs ago1

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, TX

Meh on a Thursday afternoon

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

It was a Thursday afternoon and I was stuck in traffic. Decided to swing by kill a few hours. This is one of the few clubs in Houston that has not been invaded by Cuban…

7 yrs ago

Chicas Locas

Houston, TX

Saturday Marathon

★★★★★★★★★★9.7/10

$9.50 cover before 7pm, $13.50 after. One main stage and three side stages. Free parking in the back. VIP is about $165 + whatever you negotiate with the dancer(s). $1 draft beer/rum & coke til…

8 yrs ago

Chicas Locas

Houston, TX

Fight Night

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

For those of you that haven't visited this place in a while, the potholes at the parking lot are now all fixed. Anyway, got there at around 6:45pm, free parking in the back (you can valet…

8 yrs ago

Chicas Locas

Houston, TX

Got here on a Saturday afternoon. The parking lot is getting bad, there are potholes everywhere. Highly recommend that you drive extremely slow once you get to the parking lot. There is valet parking, but…

Treasures Houston

Houston, TX

Slow grind on Saturday

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

This is my second visit to the club. On a weekday afternoon the cover is $6, weekend afternoon is $3. There is a metal detector at the entrance, but the front girl didn't ask me…

Chicas Locas

Houston, TX

Wednesday Night

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

Decided to drop by on a Wednesday night for the Rockets game. Got there at 7:30pm, cover was $13.50. There are a lot of new faces since the last time I was here (a month…

Chicas Locas

Houston, TX

Texan Football

Decided to visit Michael's on a Sunday afternoon because the Texan game was on. The club provides buffet whenever a Texan game is on, so why not. Got there at 12:30pm or so, the place was…

Chicas Locas

Houston, TX

Super-packed Wednesday

The standard - $9.50 before 7PM, optional valet parking, $1 beer before 9PM, free buffet til 8PM on weekdays, 4 dances stages, 2 songs per stage, and most importantly, lots of beautiful Latinas. If Latinas…

10 yrs ago

The St. James

Houston, TX

A bit disappointed

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Me and my friend went there last Friday at around 11pm. Cover was $15. The club was up 45 North, so it's quite a bit of drive for me. But then I heard about the…

10 yrs ago

Ritz

Houston, TX

More bang for the buck

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Haven't been back in a few months, decided to check it out on Friday at around 6pm. The place was surprising slow given that it was a Friday night. $8 cover, you can either self-park…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, TX

Got to the Men's club at...

Got to the Men's club at around 2:30am after all the bars were closed at 2am. Anyhow, it was a really crowded night, and the crowd was very different than the ones I had seen.…

Chicas Locas

Houston, TX

I don't usually visit strip club...

I don't usually visit strip club on a Sunday afternoon, but I got a couple hours to kill before dinner, so why not. As usual, $1 draft beer before 9pm. The parking lot was pretty…

Ritz

Houston, TX

Ritz is located in southeast Houston,...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Ritz is located in southeast Houston, which is pretty far from where I live. However on last Friday, I just happened to be around the Hobby airport area, and I decided to give it a…

11 yrs ago1

Chicas Locas

Houston, TX

Got here on a Saturday afternoon....

Got here on a Saturday afternoon. Cover charge was $9.50 before 7pm, and $13.50 after. Draft beer (kinda water-down quite a bit) is only $1 before 9pm. There is a complimentary fajita (beef and chicken)…

11 yrs ago1

Playmates Cabaret

Houston, TX

I have been to this club...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

I have been to this club twice, and I was disappointed twice. No cover, two drinks minimum. The waitress there would only enforce one drink. $6 or so a beer on a Friday evening, not…

Bucks Wild South

Houston, TX

Got there on a Saturday night...

Got there on a Saturday night at around 8 after a disappointing visit to the "La Chatte Gentlemen's Club" (https://www.tuscl.net/club.php?ID=2788). There were only a few customers at that time, and I was approached by a…

La Chatte Gentlemen's Club

Houston, TX

Visited on a Saturday night at...

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

Visited on a Saturday night at 7:30. I read the review below by "1894" and decided to check it out (He mentioned $5 lap dance). BTW, $5 lap dance only happens on Monday, otherwise it's…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, TX

It was surprising crowded on a...

It was surprising crowded on a Wednesday night. $5 cover and complimentary buffet (which is pretty decent. The place switches the buffet items everyday) before 7pm. $2 domestic beer before 9pm. The dancers are…