Reviews by CowTime

It's been a month or so since I last visited this club. $9.50 Entry before 7pm, $20 a topless dance, $1 draft beer (dilute as hell)/rum & coke before 9pm, free self-parking, and the...

Free parking, $9.50 cover during dayshift, $1 draft beer, 4 stages (only the last stage has a pole). Dances are done out in the open on multiple long couches. It was a Sunday afternoon and...

Free parking, $9.50 cover, $20 a dance, 4 stages, all Cubanas, $1 draft until 9pm. The day after Thanksgiving, decided to swing by Michaels to see if there was any new talent. Seems like there...

It was a Thursday afternoon and I was stuck in traffic. Decided to swing by kill a few hours. This is one of the few clubs in Houston that has not been invaded by...

$9.50 cover before 7pm, $13.50 after. One main stage and three side stages. Free parking in the back. VIP is about $165 + whatever you negotiate with the dancer(s). $1 draft beer/rum & coke...

For those of you that haven't visited this place in a while, the potholes at the parking lot are now all fixed. Anyway, got there at around 6:45pm, free parking in the back (you can...

Got here on a Saturday afternoon. The parking lot is getting bad, there are potholes everywhere. Highly recommend that you drive extremely slow once you get to the parking lot. There is valet parking,...

This is my second visit to the club. On a weekday afternoon the cover is $6, weekend afternoon is $3. There is a metal detector at the entrance, but the front girl didn't ask...

Decided to drop by on a Wednesday night for the Rockets game. Got there at 7:30pm, cover was $13.50. There are a lot of new faces since the last time I was here (a...

Decided to visit Michael's on a Sunday afternoon because the Texan game was on. The club provides buffet whenever a Texan game is on, so why not. Got there at 12:30pm or so, the place...

The standard - $9.50 before 7PM, optional valet parking, $1 beer before 9PM, free buffet til 8PM on weekdays, 4 dances stages, 2 songs per stage, and most importantly, lots of beautiful Latinas. If...

Me and my friend went there last Friday at around 11pm. Cover was $15. The club was up 45 North, so it's quite a bit of drive for me. But then I heard about...

Haven't been back in a few months, decided to check it out on Friday at around 6pm. The place was surprising slow given that it was a Friday night. $8 cover, you can either...

Got to the Men's club at around 2:30am after all the bars were closed at 2am. Anyhow, it was a really crowded night, and the crowd was very different than the ones I had...

I don't usually visit strip club on a Sunday afternoon, but I got a couple hours to kill before dinner, so why not. As usual, $1 draft beer before 9pm. The parking lot was...

Ritz is located in southeast Houston, which is pretty far from where I live. However on last Friday, I just happened to be around the Hobby airport area, and I decided to give it...

Got here on a Saturday afternoon. Cover charge was $9.50 before 7pm, and $13.50 after. Draft beer (kinda water-down quite a bit) is only $1 before 9pm. There is a complimentary fajita (beef and...

I have been to this club twice, and I was disappointed twice. No cover, two drinks minimum. The waitress there would only enforce one drink. $6 or so a beer on a Friday evening,...

Got there on a Saturday night at around 8 after a disappointing visit to the "La Chatte Gentlemen's Club" (https://www.tuscl.net/club.php?ID=2788). There were only a few customers at that time, and I was approached by...

Visited on a Saturday night at 7:30. I read the review below by "1894" and decided to check it out (He mentioned $5 lap dance). BTW, $5 lap dance only happens on Monday, otherwise...

It was surprising crowded on a Wednesday night. $5 cover and complimentary buffet (which is pretty decent. The place switches the buffet items everyday) before 7pm. $2 domestic beer before 9pm. The dancers...