Men's Club of Houston
3303 Sage Rd Houston, TX 77056

Meh on a Thursday afternoon

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CowTime
Oct 26, 2018, 3:55 AM
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

It was a Thursday afternoon and I was stuck in traffic. Decided to swing by kill a few hours. This is one of the few clubs in Houston that has not been invaded by Cuban dancers. Girls here are mostly white girls with few tattoos, and they mostly speak perfect English (except the occasional Eastern European dancers).

Self park, $6 cover fee at the door. Still the same old setups where 2 stages in the main area and 2 stages in the VIP area. It was pretty slow today and most of the dancers (5 to 6 dancers) were on their phone. There were about 10 customers. Surprisingly there was an Asian dancer (which I don't see that often). Decided to walk over to her to introduce myself since they found their phone more interesting than talking to customers. She told me she was Chinese and she was born in Houston. After some chit chat we decided to do some dances. The dance area is at the corner of the club, but it is wide open, which every patron can see what's going on if they decide to walk over to watch. There were sofas along side the wall in the dance area. There was no one there (it's pretty slow) at the time we were dancing.

She was hot, however she air-danced quite a bit, which I found annoying. I was hoping for the second dance would be better, but I was sorely mistaken. I guess the tell-tell sign was that she always discouraged me from touching any part of her body by moving my hands to my side. I quit after second dance, and she was looking at me all puppy eyes saying "only 2 dances?". Seriously, WTF!

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Meh on a Thursday afternoon