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113 reviews by deepthinker

Silk on Water

Milwaukee, WI

Slow weeknight at the smallest club in Milwaukee

6.3/10

This is physically the smallest club in Milwaukee, located just north of the Performing Arts Center. There was no door fee for me, just an ID check and pat-down. But, the bartender came 10 minutes…

deepthinkerdeepthinker· 1 mo ago 6

HQ Gentlemen's Club & Bar

Sacramento, CA

Museum with limited viewing of exhibits

6.0/10

I arrived 9:10, just after opening, and stayed about 2 hours. Plenty of parking is behind the building; and you enter from the building’s rear. Entry involved an ID check and $20 fee. My…

deepthinkerdeepthinker· 3 mos ago 9 2

Luckys Cabaret

Vernon, CT

Waiting for Godot

6.7/10

Unless you want to get a private dance, there is little to do in the afternoon, with few people and no stage action unless a customer requests a dancer to get up on it. I…

deepthinkerdeepthinker· 4 mos ago 8

Pure Gold Showgirls

Rancho Cordova, CA

Pure Gold = PG = Plump Girls: Friday visit

6.0/10

I visited here 9:55 to 12:20 am. I was told (by Lux) that the club opens at about 7 pm daily, and 8 pm on Saturdays. It is open till 3 am, sometimes 4. 365…

deepthinkerdeepthinker· 6 mos ago 1 2

HQ Gentlemen's Club & Bar

Sacramento, CA

High dancer : customer ratio

6.0/10

ARRIVAL This establishment opens at 9 nightly. I came from 9:25 -- just past midnight. Neighborhood is industrial with homeless people. The sign on the front of the HQ building just says "Exotic Dancers" and you…

deepthinkerdeepthinker· 7 mos ago

City Limits Showgirls

Linda, CA

Seldom reviewed - Is it worth the trip?

5.3/10

SETTING This is a pink building with an ample parking lot. You enter in the right side for the strip club. There is also an entry on the right side for a bar (21+) with a…

deepthinkerdeepthinker· 9 mos ago 2 1

Babes Showgirls

Rancho Cordova, CA

Largely Unchanged from Deja Vu

7.0/10

Setting: Babe's Showgirls opened a few months ago. Before that, it was Deja Vu. Everything about Babe's seemed very much the same as Deja Vu with 4 exceptions. 1) Three new plush red sofas with…

deepthinkerdeepthinker· 9 mos ago 2 1

Platinum 84

Federal Heights, CO

Big, mostly empty space, no pressure

5.3/10

Setting: You take a short side street (Umatilla) off 84th Avenue, which curves around and the club is at the end of it. Parking lot was ample. I was not charged any entry fee (at…

deepthinkerdeepthinker· 1 yr ago

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, CO

New Rules = Decreased Value

5.7/10

Setting: PT’s Centerfolds is on the north side of Hampden where it bends to turn into Havana. It’s in a plaza with a pot shop and there’s ample parking in front. The door receptionist was a…

deepthinkerdeepthinker· 1 yr ago 1 2

Players Club

Denver, CO

Small, crowded, and maybe overwhelming

6.3/10

Setting: Players Club is on the east side of Federal Blvd. next to a Pleasures adult toy and magazine store. Upon my arrival at 1:30 on a Saturday, there was ample parking in the…

deepthinkerdeepthinker· 1 yr ago

Glass Slipper

Boston, MA

Mildly Stimulating Evening, at Times

4.3/10

My arrival was 9:30 pm and I stayed about an hour. Club is in Chinatown, 1 mile west of the Convention Center. SETTING Entry fee was $15, and then when you sit at the bar, mandatory beer…

deepthinkerdeepthinker· 1 yr ago 3

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, CA

It's Dark on the Stage

6.3/10

Setting: The building is to the left of a large adult bookstore which has a huge selection of items and is the largest in northern California, according to the person working there who gave me…

deepthinkerdeepthinker· 1 yr ago 1

Pure Gold Showgirls

Rancho Cordova, CA

5 Girls all to myself for 100 minutes

6.0/10

PREFACE: the two most salient observations about Pure Gold: - Girls all have medium to chunky physique, 155# to 190#. If that's not your bag, GCC / Centerfolds which borders the freeway, has slimmer types. -…

deepthinkerdeepthinker· 1 yr ago 3

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, CA

Duct Tape Vu

6.3/10

I visited from 8:45 to 10:30. There is a more than ample parking lot by the building which is on a side street in a small business area. $20 was the entry fee (I had…

deepthinkerdeepthinker· 2 yrs ago 1

Red Room

Baltimore, MD

Mileage--with some pressure to buy drinks. 1st review in 1.5 years

6.7/10

PRO: Music at a reasonable volume, good barside mileage CON: There was a white woman bartender behind the bar, and she asked me whether I wanted to buy any of the girls a drink and was…

deepthinkerdeepthinker· 2 yrs ago 3 1

Oasis

Baltimore, MD

Average value for the Block—1st review in 2.5 years

6.3/10

First stop of the night, 9 pm. POSITIVE: No cover charge for 9--10 on Friday night. I considered coming back at 10 Monday night but there was a $10 cover charge, which deterred me. The attention…

deepthinkerdeepthinker· 2 yrs ago 2

Circus Bar

Baltimore, MD

Not noisy, and little barside mileage even if you buy a girl drinks

5.3/10

POSITIVE: Unlike many other Block clubs (except Pussycat and Bottoms Up and Red Room sort of) the music was not too loud and there even was no music at times, so conversation were possible.…

deepthinkerdeepthinker· 2 yrs ago 1 2

Norma Jeans

Baltimore, MD

1st review in 2 years; Very good barside hands-on mileage

7.7/10

I was there 10:50 to 11:45 on a Friday night and it was fairly busy. On the other hand, when I stopped in Monday night around 10 it was vacant except for a bartender. NEGATIVE: Music…

deepthinkerdeepthinker· 2 yrs ago 1 1

Bottoms Up

Baltimore, MD

Bottoms Up rates as Tops

8.7/10

I was there 10:15 to 11:15. No cover charge, but $6 for a soda, and then the bartender left me alone. NEGATIVE: None! My scientific survey of all Block clubs indicates B.U. has the most and best…

deepthinkerdeepthinker· 2 yrs ago 5

Pure Gold Showgirls

Rancho Cordova, CA

Smaller club; possibly pushier dancers

5.7/10

MOST IMPORTANT: Pure Gold doesn't have any dancers on stage unless there are at least 4 customers. I was told that that's also true on weekdays. So, if watching the stage is part of…

deepthinkerdeepthinker· 2 yrs ago 1

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, CA

Quiescent Friday night

6.0/10

KEY POINTS (that make this place different from the 3 others in town): - Number of dancers always seems to exceed number of customers (12:5 tonight) - Less likely that dancers will approach and ask for a…

deepthinkerdeepthinker· 2 yrs ago 1

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, CA

Older Customers, and a Dwarf Dancer

6.0/10

SETTING: It's easy to miss GCC from Folsom. A small sign says "Centerfolds store" but there's a long driveway that goes past an auto repair place (and over speed bumps) before you get to the…

deepthinkerdeepthinker· 2 yrs ago 2

HQ Gentlemen's Club & Bar

Sacramento, CA

Fifth review of HQ

5.7/10

SETTING HQ is in a not-great neighborhood. You’ll have to negotiate some one-way, and not well-lit urban streets to get to Richards. The building is lit in purple. Neon sign doesn’t say “HQ” but says “Exotic…

deepthinkerdeepthinker· 2 yrs ago 1 1

Luckys Cabaret

Vernon, CT

Not Stimulating

4.7/10

SETTING: There is a large red sign on Rt. 83 so you can't miss it. The parking lot is ample. There was no ID check or pat-down by the bouncer, and when I arrived at 9:35…

deepthinkerdeepthinker· 2 yrs ago

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, CA

First Deja Vu Visit

5.7/10

SETTING: Deja Vu is in an industrial/ hotel area just south of US-50. An ample parking lot is present in front of the building. As I entered, some dancers and men were smoking pot outside. Entry involved…

deepthinkerdeepthinker· 2 yrs ago
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