Posts by beguiled

A hottie is sending me sexy Snapchat videos. Problem is that I can't get a boner and finish off in 5 seconds. I need an app that saves Snapchats. Searching the internet keeps coming up bogus.…

This product makes getting oral herpes almost impossible. http://lickibrush.com/ Weekend challenge. Bring one of these to tha club. I, obviously, haven't been out of the house for a while.

I can't see shit. Tiny avatars suck, owner please fix. I can't see Nina's boobs, or PD83's uterus. Please upgrade avatar size and allow animated GIFs. FUCK!

If you're having a discussion with a 30 year old stripper and you mention somebody else being a ROB. When the stripper you're talking to says... "what's a ROB?" Be assured she, herself, is a ROB!

If you partied in the 80's and like bimbos, this band is a parody like Spinal Tap. They're a band that should have been in the the 80's hair metal scene, and they like the strippers. If you're…