beguiled

I haven't done business with the queen bee in 8 months. She still makes it hell for me and her coworkers. Some…

Thars a new batch of honnies on the horizon. Old bitchy strippers can step aside.

No hair = No crabs

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Tattoos, piercings, crazy hair, and a Home Detention Monitor on her leg.

Don't leave your condom laying around, she has a turkey baster in the bathroom.

"I was nuts over one once" - nice one, mikey!

Doing it on camera just makes it hotter.

Fuck this 9, she's not a CF. I'd spend all my money on the ugly ones before she comes back around. This…

Two girls, one dog, if that was confusing....

I should hit the club today and buy a hot dog eating contest in VIP.

My dayshift ho looks like a 10 now, thanks!

Requesting a booty pic :) ~dollars~

Mine is pissed off too, so, I just saved $300 by doing it myself while she's at work playing Candy Crush on her…

Her fault for not swallowing.

I'd give away my last $100 bill for a BBBJCIMWS.

Great fantasy. Disastrous reality. Do not attempt.

I heart poledancer83! ~dollars~

Had an 18 year old stripper ask me "what's your sign". She started reading my horoscope from her new fangled iphone thingy. …

This thread is worthless without pics, lol.

Rub my weiner, don't stop, you will win.

Rusty Trombone, prostate massage, or have her bring a girlfriend.

I heard my first stripper fart this year. She was contorting on stage and I didn't let her know that I heard it.

Your dick is going to fall off! lol

I like stipper jealousy. It makes my dream stripper try harder. Other girls in the same club know better than to approach…