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@ Clackport. Is this the same Tyson? http://tinypic.com/r/1scy7n/9 She's the only one that gave me a boner while still on stage.…

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Tranny Alert! I'd still do it though, I've been FORTY-FOUR days without a stripper.

I've gone 33 days without strippers now. I drunk sexted a bikini barista last night and she didn't reply. When I sober…

That made my day.

Play blackjack hoping to earn enough money for a HJ in a non-extras club.

Are there any other bitter ways to identify a ROB?

Hey, good point. I'm just venting on a recent experience and thought the thread could get entertaining. I only post here when…

If you're having a discussion with a 30 year old stripper and you mention somebody else being a ROB. When the stripper you're…

Getting tired of masterbating is why we leave the house and throw our 401k at 20-something bimbos.

Tear 'em a new one, John. You've been missing out. It's only gay if your balls touch other balls.

I believed the "big dick" and "I don't do this with other customers" until this thread... Thanks fuckers!

Depends™ lol

Weird, strap-on goth girl just asked me for one a few days ago. Did I oblige? I'll never tell. ;)

Um, blush... I have a goth girl that wants to take my ass cherry. I have to pay big bucks. I'd let…

Heidi, just go with the flow. A man needs to get his dick sucked once in a while. If you're not doing…

Oh, I forgot "It Won't Suck Itself".

If you partied in the 80's and like bimbos, this band is a parody like Spinal Tap. They're a band that should have…

*correction, not "tendon", but "suspensory ligament".

My x-CF on our last dance grabbed my boner and pulled down to pop my tendon. Several months later, while I was at…

ah hell, that's a good day. live man, live.

Making out with strippers? ewe! I just came in that 8 minutes ago.

Never look a gift whores in the mouth.

That's what everyone looks like when they get caught!

I used to buy them a $20 soda everytime I was asked. It was a way to tip the house and the host.…