It had been a couple of...

It had been a couple of months since my last trip to a strip club, so I decided to stop in here after work on Thursday. I had previously been to all three Ft. Myers clubs, and remembered this one as having the best looking dancers. The bouncer watching the lot was professional and friendly and so was the lady collecting the $5 cover at the door. The layout of the club as I walked in was pretty much what I remembered. The whole place is pretty cramped with not much seating. The main bar, which is round, is right in front of the door. To the left of the bar is the main stage where the current girl dances, and there is a smaller stage to the right with another smaller stage for a second dancer. I have never seen the second stage used, but that could be for weekend nights. The rear left wall is behind an opaque curtain, with several semi-private booths for $25 lap dances; while the rear right wall is a second smaller bar. There are a few tables set along the wall in the rest of the club. <br>

I was pretty disappointed this trip. None of the dancers were very attractive. The bartender was smoking hot, of course, but she was not dancing. There was a pot-bellied Cuban with a cute face, some other girls with cottage cheese backsides and yellow teeth, and one or two young girls with flat chests and no butts. There was one very good-looking blonde with a huge rack on the stage, but she literally did nothing more than slide up and down facing away from the pole. She did not even sway her hips. I was going to leave when she took her top off revealing spectacular breasts, but then nothing else. It was like watching a screen saver - it was the same thing over and over and did not go anywhere.<br>

The cheap beer and friendly service make it an easy place to hang out, but I am going to check out the other two clubs to see if the girls went to one of those before I go back to Looker's.