Reviews by Miketky

I’ve been to Vivid several times, and it is very inconsistent in terms of quality of girls and the vibe. I usually arrive sometime between 10:30 - midnight and it is almost always a Thursday or Friday night. There have been times where I have walked in and thought the place was ready to close for the night and other times it is very lively. On the nights when it is quiet in the club, I have seen no benefit to sticking around. It almost seems like the girls are bored and aren’t going to do anything to get you to stick around. On the more crowded nights, the girls are regularly moving through the main area. They generally don’t spend much time before hitting you up for dances and move on if you aren’t interested. The door staff at Vivid is pretty helpful. They help you find a table, and I have had them bring girls over and introduce them. On purely looks alone, I think girls at Vivid are a little below average for NYC. They have a lot of 6s and 7s and I haven’t seen many real knockouts there. However, they are generally very friendly and talkative if you’re willing to buy some dances. If you buy a couple of lap dances, they usually stick around with you until you ask them to move along or until they think you’re done spending money. There is a good mix of ethnicities among the dancers with probably more latinas than anything else, but you’ll see some white girls, black girls, and Europeans (with most of the white girls seeming to Eastern European). It does seem like the girls here approach you in groups more than most clubs, as it is pretty common for two of them to come over at a time. If you want to spend the money on two of them together (and I have on occasion), you can have some fun, but it is hard to separate them if you only like one of them. The lap dances are on couches on each side of the main room, so no privacy. You get decent contact but nothing extraordinary, which seems to be pretty standard for NYC. There is always a pretty strong push to go to a VIP room upstairs. The rooms upstairs are about $350-400 for 30 minutes plus you have to buy drinks and the staff upstairs hits you up for a tip. (I think an hour is not quite double the 30-minute price.) You can get decent mileage in the upstairs VIP, but don’t think you’re going all the way or anything. The girls will generally get completely nude and will get pretty handsy. The quality of the club itself is very nice, but the main room is relatively small and can get pretty crowded. Like I said, lap dance areas are an extended couch/bench on one side of the room and in non-private booths on the other side. Most of the main room is filled with small tables, but there are some chairs lined up along the back of the room. There is a bar area close to the non-private booths, and the dancers seem to congregate around the corner of the bar. If you go up to get a drink, at least one of the girls will generally approach you and hit you up for dances. Overall, when it is a good night at Vivid, it is one of the better places to go in NYC to go to because of the friendliness of the girls and other staff (except for the ones upstairs banging you for tips). However, when it’s slow, it sucks, and I usually just stick around for a drink and head out.

Dean’s Gold is a pretty good drive from South Beach, but it’s been worth my time in the two visits that I’ve made. It’s not nearly as glitzy or flashy as the other Miami area clubs. In fact, the inside is pretty unimpressive. Both times I’ve been there, there haven’t been very many customers. The girls here probably aren’t the same quality as you find at other Miami area clubs, but there are still some very attractive options here. I think this place does offer a little more variety and not as heavy on Cubans/Latinas if you are looking for other options. The girls have always been friendly and willing to chat for a bit, but they make their push pretty quickly. VIP is reasonably priced and a tip for the bouncer will ensure all the privacy you want. Once in the VIP, my experience has been that you will have the opportunity to negotiate for some very pleasing activities. If you aren’t interested in that, you can still get full contact for a decent price. I came here based upon a tip from a friend and doubted the decision when I first arrived, but have been very pleased both times. Other options are definitely better if you want the club scene, but this is definitely a place to consider if you want a more traditional strip club experience.

I’ve been here many times and have visited 3-4 times in the last year. There is no way to avoid the conclusion that Mons just isn’t what it used to be. The first few times I came here, it totally lived up to the hype and was full girls that were easily 8+. However, on my recent visits, it was mostly 5s-7s with an occasional 8. So, there is still definitely some talent here, but you can find this quality of girls in a lot of places. The biggest difference for me is in the quality of dances though. Yeah, you’re going to get a hard grind, and you can touch all you want (“except the kitty”), but the girls rarely do anything to make it interesting. Their hands are much less involved than they used to be and they make very little effort to make it sensual. They basically put their feet on the mirrors and grind. It’s a better than average strip club, and you’ll have fun if you go. Just don’t expect some crazy experience unlike what you can get at many other clubs.

I’ll state the obvious thing first. This place is nothing like the original location. It is much smaller and laid out entirely different. I have been here twice; once shortly after it opened and once more recently. The first time was kind of dead, almost like it hadn’t caught on yet. I actually liked it because it was pretty laid back. My last visit felt like a party was going on. It had a lot more energy and was packed with dancers and customers. I could see some people really liking this place, but I really didn’t enjoy my last visit that much. The lap dances are completely out in the open, and the layout of the club just doesn’t work for me. It has a bunch of booths and private table like areas, so I think they are catering for larger groups. The girls are very friendly here and decently attractive, but the lap dances are pretty standard fare. A little two way contact and no hint of extras. I actually kind of feel bad leaving a somewhat negative review because I have found their dancers to easily be the best to talk to and hang out with in the city. I’m not sure if there is a more private area of the club or not. It looks like they have an upstairs, but it has never been pitched to me. Personally, I think it is an average club but could probably be quite a bit of fun if you are with a group.

I was last here about 10-12 years ago when I had a work trip to Louisville. It was never going to be confused for a high end club in Vegas, but it was considerably better in my first trip than what i saw on my recent visit. The dancers weren’t quite what I expecting in the looks department, but the very few they had working were nice and pleasant to talk to. The place was almost empty, so there was no vibe at all, which seemed odd for a late Thursday evening. The dances offered a little bit of grind, but no two way touching. It is located a pretty decent distance from downtown, so its hard for me to recommend anyone invest the time to get to this place. I guess if you’re staying closer to the airport and your wifi isn’t working, you could kill a little time here.

I reviewed this place a couple of years ago, and my most recent visit was quite a bit different than previous trips. In some ways it was good and some ways not so good. First, the girls were more attractive than I remember. There were just some legitimately hot girls here, and several of them were walking around nude most of the night. Having said that, I was pretty turned off by the approach some of them seem to have now. Many of them were pitching extras, and they acted somewhat offended if you just wanted to buy (expensive) dances. If I recall correctly, it was something like $133 for 3 dances. So, if you just got the dances, you actually didn't get much other than a somewhat disinterested girl going through the motions or trying to sell some extras. Honestly, all I wanted was dances, but if you were inclined to pay for it you could have had a pretty damn fun night with some hot girls. Overall, I have a pretty tough time reviewing the place, because it all depends on what you're looking for. If you just want to hang out and get some dances, this is probably not the best place. On the other hand, if you want to drop some cash and make some mistakes, then this is apparently a pretty nice option these days.

I’ve had several visits to Vivid and generally have a good time here. I usually stay in this area of town, so it seems like a good idea after a few drinks. Every time I have been there I have found the girls to be attractive and friendly. They really push the VIP dances, which can be annoying, but it’s their job. The VIP here is pricy, really pricy, but it is not out of the expected range for NYC. Depending on the dancer and how much you want to spend, you can have plenty of fun, but, again, it is going to really cost you. My biggest issue with the club is that about half the time I go in there it is virtually empty, and the vibe is just boring when it’s that empty. I actually left after 20 minutes on a recent visit and the doorman gave me a pass to return because he knew it was bad. The staff and doormen have always been very nice. Most of the time, this iis a solid place, but it definitely has its off nights. I’d say it is in the top tier of Manhattan clubs though.

I had a recent trip to NOLA with a few friends and we ventured into a handful of the Bourbon Street clubs. Overall, it was just a very below average scene in my opinion. The girls were friendly for the most part, but the quality just wasn't up to the higher level clubs in other cities. Penthouse Club was clearly the best of the lot in my opinion, but it was still a below average experience overall. It was by far the nicest interior of the clubs that we visited, and I think it would be fair to say that the women here were the most attractive, but mostly 6s and 7s. The problem is that the dancers here think they are cream of the crop and have an attitude that far exceeds their quality. I didn't spend a ton of money at any of these places, but I didn't get the feeling that extras was much of an option anywhere. I certainly didn't get the feeling that they were available at Penthouse, but the dances were decent.

I've been to HiLiter a few times and seem to have a different experience every time. Sometimes the girls are friendly and chatty and sometimes they're ice queens. Sometimes the bouncers are friendly and sometimes they are jerks. Sometimes the girls are smoking hot and sometimes I ask why I went there. Sometimes extras are offered up and sometimes you barely get any two way contact. The one thing that I consistently don't like about the club is the main room. It is PACKED full of tables and chairs and it's virtually impossible to walk through. Hopefully the bouncers are in a good mood and get you a table. Then the dancers do their lap dancers right there at your table while your crammed into this space. They just need to give it some more space. Overall, I do like the club and it's probably my favorite place in the area. The positive experiences outnumber the poor ones. I just wish it would be a little more consistent. If you go here, you have a decent shot at getting some really hot girls for very reasonable prices, and they may even offer up some extras. But don't be shocked if you leave pretty unsatisfied.

Came her a few weeks ago after a lot of drinks and a pretty average experience at Scarlett's. There weren't many girls left by the time I got there, but they were definitely in a mood to please. If you're prepared to spend a little money (and nothing outlandish), you can have a really good time here. The girls are friendly and seemed to be pretty attractive (wouldn't bet my life on it given the alcohol consumed). Also, the staff was very friendly and accommodating, so they appeared to be comfortable with the girls doing whatever they wanted to make a little money at the end of the night in a VIP room. The inside of the club doesn't look like anything special. It's pretty dark, low ceilings, and laid out kind of awkwardly. However, if you're looking for a good time with some pretty attractive women, this place is well above average. Other than Scarlett's, I've never been to any other clubs in the Miami area, so I can't compare to other local options.

I don't get the appeal to this place. It is VERY dark to the point you can barely make your way around the tables. The girls here are attractive, but they aren't world class or anything. Don't go here expecting to see girls like those at high end clubs in Vegas or other popular destinations. The girls are pretty friendly and the prices are reasonable, but extras did not appear to be available in either of my visits. I'm admittedly being pretty hard on this place because I've heard many good things, and I held off reviewing until I had visited at least twice. Overall, it is an average club and not a bad time, but don't go here expecting an unforgettable experience.

I've been here a few times and have never been overly impressed. Every time I have been there haven't been many customers, but I think that is probably just a luck of the draw because they definitely have enough dancers working to make you think they are expecting bigger crowds. Most of the dancers are in the 6-7 range, but you'll catch an 8-9 every now and then. A lot of the girls just sit at a bar without really talking to customers and most of the girls walking the floor will just approach and ask for a dance. I've only had one girl approach and try to chat a little bit before asking for private dances. The private dances have always offered solid two way contact. I've heard that more can be had in the VIP, both from dancers and customers, but I'm pretty skeptical. I've never gone for it myself, mostly because the girls just don't do much for me. It's a solid club, and this review probably comes across more negative than it should simply because I had relatively high expectations. Overall, it's a average to good club for a big city that isn't over-regulated, but don't go here expecting the night of your life.

I've been here a few times, and the experience is generally the same on each visit. There is a good variety of women to select from, with a little of everything. Most of the women are from out of the country, so English may not be their first language. Just about every one I have encountered there can at least carry a conversation pretty well. Some girls will simply stop by and ask for a dance, while others will sit down and try to persuade for a little bit. I'm sure a huge portion of their customers are from out of town due to location, but it is not uncommon for their hottest girls to be unavailable (catering to their local customers). Dances are always quite good with plenty of two-way touching. The private rooms are pretty pricy, but the girls will hint that you can have some fun if you pay the price, but I have never done it. Some of the girls will over count their dances, but that happens in a lot of places, so just be aware of it. Of the places I've been in NYC, I think it consistently has the hottest girls, but probably more fun available at some other places.

Scarlett's is quite a bit different than your normal strip club. It really does have a club feel with a lot of house music and light shows. There were a decent number of female customers. the girls at Scarlett's were pretty hot for the most part and had a good variety. They don't spend much time talking to you, and it's too loud to have much of a conversation anyway. They have a good number of dancers, but they were way outnumbered by the number of customers the night I was there, so they didn't have to do anything to earn your attention. The private dances were pretty pricy. I got dances from three different girls. None of them offered extras. All three gave a pretty good grind and let my hands wander, but they didn't use their hands much. Overall, the girls here are hot, but there are clubs with hotter girls and those hotter girls offer more fun than what I was offered here. I would definitely go back, but I've been to others than I enjoy more.

There is something about this place that I like, and I'm not even really sure why. The club is very small and laid out pretty weird. (The public area is even smaller than Mons.) The girls aren't that hot and are considerably hotter at Mons. Having said that, for some reason, I always have a good time here. The girls are always friendly and spend some time talking to you. You get pretty decent mileage on the standard private dances, and extras have always been available for me every time I have been there. Most of the girls also have some alcohol that they will provide to you if you buy a few private dances. There has always been a good variety of girls here, except that if you are looking for the super hot blonde with enhancements, then stay at Mons; they have pretty much everything else here. It is definitely a fun place and a unique experience that everyone should try, but don't believe the hype if someone tries to tell you that they have the hottest girls in Tampa.

Was at CH3 a few years ago and it was pretty disappointing. I kept hearing good things about it, so I thought I would give it another shot. I just don't get what the hype is all about here. The girls are considerably hotter at Rhino and I don't think it's all that close. There are plenty of girls to choose from at CH3, and they were all very friendly on my last visit, but they just aren't THAT hot in my opinion. Got a couple of dances. One girl was fun, but nothing great, and the other just constantly tried to sell extras in VIP or OTC. So, yeah, that's available depending on the girl. Overall, it's a nice club and all, but I think it's way over priced and just not as good as the hype suggests.

I made a visit to Scores on a recent trip to NYC, and it was very similar to my first trip there a few years ago. Both times I have been there, there has not been much of a crowd, and the dancers were basically sitting around talking to one another. After awhile, some of the girls will approach you, and they will spend a little time with you before pushing for a dance. The girls have been in gowns both times I was there and generally look nice. I would rate the girls here above some of the other Manhattan clubs, simply because they tend to be friendlier, more likely to speak English, and not as pushy for dances. Having said that, if you aren't talking to a girl, it can be pretty boring, as there just isn't much excitement and the stage show is usually pretty average. Got private dances on both visits, and you can definitely have a lot of fun back there if you're willing to spend the money. I'm sure each girl has her own limitations, but both girls I've had took good care of me.

Stopped by the Men's Club late one night after some meetings and was pleasantly surprised. The women were very attractive and friendly. There were probably two girls for every customer, and there was a good variety. I had some lap dances from three different girls, and two of them were very solid. The third was from a new girl, who was smoking hot, but clearly doesn't know how to play the game yet. There were a variety of private rooms, which I didn't try out, but I got the impression that fun could be had if you were willing to pay the money. The only downside is they had one clearly past her prime stripper that kept hassling us and other customers, to the point where I almost left to get away from her. Overall, the club is very clean, and the girls are top shelf. It reminded me of a high end Vegas club given its size, cleanliness, and quality of women.

I've been to Rhino many times, and I have always had a good time there. The girls truly are top shelf. Yes, it is going to cost you a lot money, but everything in Vegas worth doing costs you a lot of money. Having said that, my most recent visit there was considerably more average than past visit. It was super crowded, well beyond anything I had ever seen there before. Couldn't get a seat and could barely did get a girl's attention. It is usually crowded, but they usually have such a high number of girls that you still have plenty to choose from. I finally found a girl that may have been one of the hottest dancers I've ever had and spent some time with her. She gave a solid dance, decent grind, and personable, but she didn't need to do anything else and make plenty of money. I then found another girl who was hot, but significantly inferior to my first girl, and got some inside the pants action. Extras are available, but there are so many girls from so many cities that there is no way to predict it, other than to say it will cost you a lot of money if that's what you're looking for. I will definitely go back the next time I'm in Vegas, and hopefully it will be better than my last visit, but even a bad time at Rhino is better than most other places.

Returned recently to Solid Gold, and it continues to be one of my favorite clubs. It's never been very crowded when I've been there and always a fair number of dancers on duty. They have a good variety of girls - Latina, European, White, and Black. Like anywhere, you'll get more out of some girls than others, but the full menu is available if you're willing to pay. However, every dance I've ever gotten there has been very good. My only complaint is that it seems like the girls are less likely to talk now than in the past, and just hit you up for a dance. In fact, some of the hottest girls will just stand around or sit at the bar and you have to approach them. It's consistently a good time though.

I had a very nice time on a recent visit to Bare Elegance. I thought it compared favorably to nearby Jet Strip. The night that I was there, there were probably 20 dancers and maybe 10 customers. The girls were aggressive, but not overly so. They routinely did lineups with dance specials. All of the lap dances offered a good grind and plenty of two way touching, with the exception of one girl who seemed pretty new. I thought the girls here were definitely a step up from Jet Strip in appearance, but not as friendly. Extras are definitely available if you're willing to pay and if you find the right girl. I passed, as the price was pretty steep, but it's definitely something you can have if you want.

This is clearly the AAA of Flashdancers. The club has an odd setup in that you walk in to a bar that is secluded from the dance area. There are a few girls hanging out in there and a small stage, but it was virtually empty when I was there. You then go into the dance area and there is a relatively large stage and and a pretty open room. From there it is much like what you get at Flashdancers -- mostly better than average Eastern European girls and lap dances are done on the edges of the room. When I was there, there were more girls than customers. A few of the girls there said that they "get" to dance at Flashdancers one night a week or "have" to work at Private Eyes one night a week. The difference in the quality of girls was pretty minimal relative to Flashdancers, but definitely a little higher quality at Flashdancers. However, I found the girls at Private Eyes friendlier and gave better lap dances. Solid grind and a decent amount two way contact. I got the impression the VIP could get pretty interesting, but the girls I saw weren't hot enough to spend that kind of money. I'd probably go here over Flashdancers just to avoid the crowd and some of the BS you have to deal with there. Or go to Flashdancers just to see how it is, and if its not good, pick up the free pass to Private Eyes and then make the short walk.

Stopped by here recently on a Wednesday night around 11 p.m. and I was the only customer on the main level of the club. There were 4 or 5 dancers sitting at the bar, and I sat down with them. One of the girls approached me and I talked to her for awhile. She said that there was a second floor to the club, but there was only a few people up there as well. The club itself is large and has multiple stages, and could be a good place, but it was dead the night I visited. The quality of the girls I saw was quite good, and they were all friendly. Mostly skinny, white girls and not as many with enhancements as I am used to seeing in NYC. The girl I spoke with said that it usually doesn't pick up here until after 1 a.m. I had a drink and left.

I was in Louisville for the PGA and stopped by PT's around 11 p.m. on Wednesday. The place was virtually empty with maybe 15 customers and 10 dancers. More dancers arrived as I was there. Most of the girls were pretty tough on the eyes, with 2 or 3 that would be legitimate 7-8 range. Dances were $30 for a lap dance, $175 for half hour of VIP, and $300-$350 for an hour (quoted two different prices). Got a dance from one girl with a decent personality and body. She gave a soft grind allowed me to do what I want. She did not use her hands at all. Overall, the club was pretty boring, but its not the worst time I've ever had.

I recently returned to Mons. My first visit here had been on a Sunday night and this was on a Thursday. Honestly, there wasn't a great difference between the two nights. I expected Thursday to be much more crowded, but that wasn't the case. It was more crowded, but could still find places to sit and had room for lap dances. The girls here really are top shelf and every dance I've ever had came with a good grind and plenty of two way contact. No private rooms, so you can't expect anything more. You can find hotter girls in Vegas, but these girls are high quality. The club itself could use some work, but everyone knows that already.