Reviews by Miketky

I went to Crazy Horse III last week on Thursday afternoon/early evening. I had heard a lot of good things, so I was interested to see what it was all about. They charged a $33 cover at about 5 p.m., which I thought was ridiculous, but whatever. Got inside and the place was completely empty, with maybe 6 or 7 girls there just sitting at the bar. A few of the girls approached our group and they were friendly enough, but very average looking. We left after about 30 minutes without spending any money and went straight to Rhino, where they had about 40 girls working. Very disappointed in CH3. It would have been more tolerable if it weren't for the cover, but the steep cover made it a pretty bad experience.

I have to say, Solid Gold is one of my favorites. The dancers are legitimately hot, and there is plenty of variety, so you can find whatever you like. The girls aren't as hot as high end Vegas clubs, but they are definitely hot enough. It will cost you some money, but the lap dances have plenty of two way contact. I don't remember the cost of the VIP rooms, but the action heats up in there. Got several lap dances from one girl, who was pretty open about the fact that she would make a trip to VIP worth the money. I didn't go with her, but ended going back there with another girl. Cost of the room and the bouncer gets you started, and then she gave me the pricing on the extras. A reasonably priced BJ later, and I was feeling pretty good. I got the sense that this was not uncommon there.

Not a huge fan of Uptown Cabaret. Girls were very friendly and club was incredibly nice, but the girls just weren't that attractive on my visit. There were 20-25 girls on the night I visited and there was 1 that I would rate above a legitimate 8. She was smoking hot and could have worked at any club in America, but she was with a regular all night. The rest of the girls were in the 5-6 range. Very friendly, not overly pushy, and solid 2-way contact on the private dances. Extras are pretty much impossible in the lap dance area. A girl offered a BJ for bottle service, but I declined and I'm less than sure she would have delivered on her promise. So, the take away, nice girls, but they just aren't hot enough.

What to say about the Jet Strip that hasn't already been said? These are truly the nicest strippers you will ever meet. They approach you and sit and talk to you for as long as you want. Then, almost as an afterthought (seemingly), they hit you up for a private dance. They don't make you feel like you're being pressured to buy a dance, but they are hard to say no to after they've talked to you for awhile and been so nice. The night I was there, there were maybe 5 customers and 12-15 girls. One would approach at a time and the rest would kind of hang out in the corner. Girls aren't that hot. I'd say most are between 5-7. Lap dances are aolid with a decent grind. You can touch anywhere you want for the most part, and they'll stroke you a little but not much. No indication that extras are available. It's a fun enough place, but these girls just aren't that hot.

Whether or not you enjoy your trip to the Gold Club will depend upon your expectations. If you're looking for complete nudity and tons of extras, this isn't the place. If you want pretty hot girls that are friendly, will talk to you, and give you a decent grind, you can have a pretty good time here. The girls are pretty hot, and in my visit they were all friendly without being overly pushy. Several of them stopped and talked for a while. They'll hit you up for lap dances and then immediately try to get you to upgrade to a private room. Extras were hinted at in the private room, but I stuck with the 3 dances for $100. Like I said, decent grind and some moderate two way contact. All of the dancers I saw were 22-30 year old white girls, but had a decent variety of look and figure. Honestly, if you go to a strip club to try to get laid, don't go here. But, if you want to just hang out with some pretty hot girls, have a pretty good time, and drop a couple hundred bucks, this is a nice stop.

Went here for the first time late on a Tuesday night. The place was absolutely packed. The club seemed nice and they had plenty of dancers there to take care of the large number of patrons. Good variety of dancers, but quite a few of them were eastern Europeans. I would say the quality of the dancers are pretty good, and maybe a notch better than Flashdancers. Maybe its different when the place is a little slower, but that night all of the dancers basically just approached and asked for a dance. Lap dances take place right there on the floor. I got a couple and they were pretty standard -- a little two-way touching a minimal grind. Both dancers took a shot at VIP, but didn't push when I declined. I would have been more interested, but all of the hottest dancers were occupied, and I didn't find these two to be all that interesting. Overall, hot girls, but super crowded late at night. I would go back, but will probably check out another place next time I'm in NYC.

Made my first trip to Mons Venus on a recent Sunday night. Much less crowded than what I have heard on the weekends. I was able to actually find a seat and be fairly comfortable for a couple of hours. There was probably one girl for every customer while I was there. Most of the girls were friendly and would chat with you, but they pitched a dance pretty quickly. As everyone knows, there is absolutely no privacy for the lap dances. However, on a Sunday night you aren't shoulder to shoulder with other guys at the same time either. I had plenty of room and didn't feel crowded, but everyone can see everything that happens. I got lap dances from three different girls and all were totally nude with the same rules, "You can touch anything you want. Just don't touch the cookie." Dances were absolutely full contact with full grind, and like they said, you can basically do anything you want. But, I can't see how extras are even an option. Everyone can see everything that happens. I would say the majority of the girls were very hot. All of them were white the night I was there and a majority were blonde. Most were very friendly with a couple that had bad attitudes. The ones with attitudes were smoking hot, so I guess they don't have to be very likable. One thing very different about Mons is that the girls were basically wearing whatever they wanted. One girl was wearing what appeared to be pajamas. Others were in tiny dresses. Others were topless. One was in a flannel shirt. No real consistency and some could be turned off by the pretty casual appearance of some of them. No alcohol available, which really sucks. You would never guess that this is what Mons Venus looks like when you first walk in. But, its a good place and everyone should try it at least once. If nothing else, your money goes a long way there, because you aren't being sold expensive drinks or VIP dances.